Quote Originally Posted by NEW_IN_THE_GAME
A guy gets on the bus each day and see's a nun he wants to bang, so he asks the bus driver for tips on the subject, and the nus driver says well i drop her off at this old cemetery on the edge of town each day at 9pm. merely go there dressed as jesus and command her to have sex with you, he says ok and does it, he sees the nun praying and says i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. She hesitates then bends over and lifts her dress, the guy bangs away and when he is done he is like haha i am the guy from the bus.



Then the nun giggles and says in a low deep voice, hahaha i am the bus driver. by the name my name is mike.

grimey