The mystery's of life...

[Panzerfaust]

Why is it that as soon as you get home from a long shift at work that you have to take a huge dump?

My god, i've got a crap on deck big enough to choke a donkey...

I am trying to fight it while typing here, might need an epidural delivering this thing, feels like a 6lb brown baby boy is about to be born...

Man i gotta go take care of this....


Life's little mystery's huh..wtf?

[Timm1704]

good luck mate, i hope you pulled through. if you are still struggling, and at risk of turning yourself inside out, do what any good mathematician would do, and work it out with a pencil

[Pooks]

Cause you feel and smell like shit.

[HORSE~]

Damn there's been a lot of shity threads lately

[SVTMuscle*]

I dunno about you, but after a long shift at work. Nothing is more comfortable than my broken computer chair and more relaxing than some iTunes and my bro's on this forum!

[C_Bino]

I prefer to take a couple dumps while Im at work. It feels so good to just fire them out at work in a different environment than home.
When I get home I eat check AR then go to the gym.

[J.S.N.]

that's not very mysterious to me. you hold in your poo for 8-10 hrs. and then you have to take one.

[SVTMuscle*]

I prefer to take a couple dumps while Im at work. It feels so good to just fire them out at work in a different environment than home.
When I get home I eat check AR then go to the gym.

lol same here. gotta mix it up once in a while yah know

[spencer]

I am trying to fight it while typing here, might need an epidural delivering this thing, feels like a 6lb brown baby boy is about to be born...




Life's little mystery's huh..wtf?

lmfao!

[J-Dogg]

I'd shit BEFORE you punch out of work.

[Panzerfaust]

I don't know what's more sick, me creating this thread this morning or you sick farkers responding to it.

It is safe to report that i woddled up stairs with cheeks squeezed tightly and delivered beautiful twins..talk about a proud pappa.

I try my best not to deliver at work as i like the comport of my own birthing station and don't have to worry about putting down a seat cover.

Anyways, all is well and i made it through.

Thank you for your concerns, until next time on The Mystery's of Life.