this calls for a MOLOTOV COCKTAIL!Originally Posted by taiboxa
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this calls for a MOLOTOV COCKTAIL!
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
NO NO.. god first dynamite then molotov cocktail.. shit man let me just go rent a semi and run it over ><
i just want something lil .. that i kan do over .. and over.. and over
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piss or sugar or water in her gas tankNO NO.. god first dynamite then molotov cocktail.. shit man let me just go rent a semi and run it over ><
i just want something lil .. that i kan do over .. and over.. and over
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you could always smash her headlights and taillights
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
she parks where ALOT OF PEOPLE congregate i need to be uber ninja sneeky
Anabolic Member
dress like a ninja
that way u cant be recognized
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
(-_-)
Banned
what is wrong with u!!!
Anabolic Member
it's TAI
what ISNT wrong with him ?
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
there is a person i dont like
she has it commin to her
but KARMA is takin her sweet time
so ima speed things up damit
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
Are you stalking Rhonda?
Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
Supplement Guru
get a hammer and a spark plug break the porcelin part and throw one of the little porcelin pieces at the window it causes a chemical reaction and shatters the glass if her windows are tinted the window wont even fall itll just be shattered.
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The reaction is immediate?
Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
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The reaction is immediate?
Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
Anabolic Member
just hit the tires with the knife. It will take you less then 30 seconds.
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
Use a Ninja mind trick. Hypnosis her to run through the streets naked.
Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
no lol its this old bitch that works w/ her
she is always telling guys that rhonda isnt happy w/ me
she says she hsa never been happy since she left her son
then she told a guy hey u shud go ask her out.. the construction worker guy is ilke what? she has a ring on her finger.. the bitch goes yeah well she isnt happy.
then she says yeah she was with my son.. and the guy replys YOUR son was with her?
she is like well not really he just ****d her
and shit like that all the time and is just an old crude piece of shit bitch
Protein Power
go at nite....all stealth...borrow a cordless battery powered sawzall (like a dewalt) with a hardcore wood cutting blade...It will shred that tire in about 5 seconds.. someone told me..........
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Best idea yet. They are called "ninja rocks" so I think it's fitting.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_rocks
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Why didnt you say that its not only tire related from the 1st place!NO NO.. god first dynamite then molotov cocktail.. shit man let me just go rent a semi and run it over ><
i just want something lil .. that i kan do over .. and over.. and over
get a lil rubber/plastic container one which you can squeeze and a stream of piss like shoots out...have the tip out of ur pocket....spray it as u pass by and keep walking still squeezing till you reach somewhere that doesnt have people.....lite a match...throw it and wander around......a trail of fire that reaches on her car.
or swiftly unload powderded organic ant food, then later.....5 mins later when u pass by again..unload a container of fire ants which will stay on the car for some time since the food is there.
get a long distance paintball gun with a sniper one of those 350+ PSI(I think) and destroy her car
scratch the entire car with smth that has a big tip as u walk by innocently
put any kind of poo in an open container and swiftly dump it on her car on the windows...if shes stupid enough to use the wipers...then..........
splash urine all over her window, shell prob use the wipers this time.....
More will come up to me later Im sure
VET
Thumb tacks are generally not long enough (unless the tires are threadbare!)
On the side wall, almost anything will puncture it. When we do extrications at crash scenes, I "lower" the car onto stabilizing blocks by sticking the point of my small swiss army pocket knife in the sidewall. Air escapes slowly.
You could even tape some heavy-duty upholstering tacks to your boots point out, and kick them into the tires sidewall.
As for center punches, if you're carefull, you can even shatter the window without it falling appart. Thats hard to do with a push type center punch, but with the new spring pull types I never shatter a window anymore. It just cracks in a million pieces and stays there.
If you're really pissed off at that guy and want some nasty damage, you can always get a can of break fluid and sprinkle some on car as you walk by... brake fluid dissolves car paint.
Hey! Don't you have nifty ninja claws?
Red
VET
I should specify that only DOT3 and DOT4 brake fluid strips paint, the newer DOT5 doesn't.
Red
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Tai is this you girl friend your going to do this to?
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read up
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put a plastic bag of dog poo hidden in her car somewhere where she wont find it
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EAT HER BRAINS! thatl learn the old boot
VET
If you can find some Mercaptan (it's the stuff they use to give Propane and Gas their rotten egg smell, it's hard to find!) or any other very smelly liquid (they sell skunk urine at hunters stores), you could always load up a 10cc syringe and with an 18 or 20 ga pin poke thru a window rubber seal on one of the doors and spray the liquid in her car seats....
Red
Anabolic Member
thats great!If you can find some Mercaptan (it's the stuff they use to give Propane and Gas their rotten egg smell, it's hard to find!) or any other very smelly liquid (they sell skunk urine at hunters stores), you could always load up a 10cc syringe and with an 18 or 20 ga pin poke thru a window rubber seal on one of the doors and spray the liquid in her car seats....
Red
Got Style?
Buy a big fresh fish from a fish market and get some metal wire and tie the fish to her catalytic converter underneath the car, (she won't even know it's there), once the catalytic converter gets hot it's going to make the fish smell really bad and by the time she figures out where it's coming from she is going to have to sell the car because the stench will get so bad that you can't get rid of it!! Trust me it works, we did it to a guy and he had to sell his car because he couldn't get rid of the smell!!
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Run fast.
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Not that I would know from experience...but it's fairly easy to wedge a small nail in spike up in between the ground and the tire so when he backs up--bam--instant puncture.
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It doesnt sound like you have much time but if you find a chance you can loosen all her lug nuts but one on each wheel. She will be goin for a hell of a ride...
Anabolic Member
He isn't trying to kill her... what if she had an accident because of this?
Anabolic Member
it would take too long as wellHe isn't trying to kill her... what if she had an accident because of this?
you could however, throw some high concentration hydrochloric/nitric/sulphuric acid on her tyres, it will definitely corrode the rubber and metal
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however if you really wantd maximum damage you could resort to napalm or even better a CHLORINE BOMB>
Dulce bellum inexpertis
i say you just buy a valve stem pulled...you can deflate all 4 tires in under a minute that way, itll be more annoying because most likely your 'target' will think there punctured and buy new ones anyway..
I read a while ago about someone using 'thermite' placed on the hood of the car ignited by magnesium, it burns so hot that it burns through the hood of the car, through the engine block finally ending up on the ground underneath the car...
I had a buddy who was pissed off at his girlfriend (hes a mechanic)..so he took an ice pick and punched a small hole in her oil pan...she drove it for about 10 miles before the engine completely seized and the entire thing had to be replaced...
In any case, something intriguing I'd always wanted to do that I heard about, is wire the ****ing horn to the brake pedal...
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oh my god, thats the best idea yet! that would be so confusing lol
Are you green enough?
Porcelin won't do that. You are think of ceramic I believe.
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Buy a tire plug kit that comes with the T-handle tool to reem the hole before you put the plug in.
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That's really not a bad idea.
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