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  1. 07-08-2006, 10:32 AM #1
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    Jesus will survive..

    I hope this doesn't offend anyone!.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRB-s...ted&search=god

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  2. 07-08-2006, 11:03 AM #2
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    o my god
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  3. 07-08-2006, 11:06 AM #3
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    LMAO thats ****ing brilliant
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  4. 07-08-2006, 11:15 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    LMAO thats ****ing brilliant

    How so? I must not get it. Blasphemy isn't brilliant.
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  5. 07-08-2006, 11:16 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman
    How so? I must not get it. Blasphemy isn't brilliant.
    It was just so spot on humorus
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    I'm laughing to hard to type.
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  7. 07-08-2006, 11:55 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman
    How so? I must not get it. Blasphemy isn't brilliant.
    lighten up dude
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    ive seen that video before ....... funny stuff
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    I don't get the humor.
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    i wouldnt say it was pure hilarity, i didnt laugh out loud. but i think if someone gets offended by that, then they must just like being offended
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    that was just damn hilarious!!!
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    jesus has a sense of humor too
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    yeah, i don't think they were going for "blasphemy" with that...i mean, ain't it cool to be a part of a religion that can have some fun every now and then? must be a Catholic or somethin'....no offense to Catholics....luv ya, luv ya all....
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    LMAO!

    Who would go around in public like that??
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    Wow!!!
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  16. 07-08-2006, 01:35 PM #16
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    Oh my god!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!

    Good one

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    hey that was a top post. fvcking laughed my tits off.
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    This was seriously funny, especially the part where he got ran over. That's what he gets!

    Alphaman: This wasn't making fun of Jesus Christ. It was making fun of the Caucasian Jesus that Catholics invented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scriptfactory
    This was seriously funny, especially the part where he got ran over. That's what he gets!

    Alphaman: This wasn't making fun of Jesus Christ. It was making fun of the Caucasian Jesus that Catholics invented.
    But that is the *real* jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scriptfactory
    Alphaman: This wasn't making fun of Jesus Christ. It was making fun of the Caucasian Jesus that Catholics invented.
    What? You mean jesus wasn't white as a ghost?

    Next you're going to tell me he was probably an olive skinned mediteranian/middle eastern Jewish man? I'm shocked!!!

    It always makes me smile when european paintings "picture" him with north european traits...

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    I guess god recalled his messanger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    But that is the *real* jesus.


    Would you mind elaborating on that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman
    Would you mind elaborating on that?
    I don't have to. Red Ketchup did a great job already.

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    What? You mean jesus wasn't white as a ghost?

    Next you're going to tell me he was probably an olive skinned mediteranian/middle eastern Jewish man? I'm shocked!!!

    It always makes me smile when european paintings "picture" him with north european traits...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    What? You mean jesus wasn't white as a ghost?

    Next you're going to tell me he was probably an olive skinned mediteranian/middle eastern Jewish man? I'm shocked!!!

    It always makes me smile when european paintings "picture" him with north european traits...

    Red
    My wife's grandmother was watching TV and there was this white dude with long blond hair, blue eyes, and this neatly trimmed beard on some show. She was like, "Wow, that man looks like Jesus!" No one said anything but I almost died laughing. She honestly didn't know that Jesus didn't look like a German!

    It's not her fault, though. She grew up in Nazi Germany...
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    hahahahahahahaha thats got to be the funnest thing ive seen.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    I hope this doesn't offend anyone!.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRB-s...ted&search=god


    God will smite you!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I don't have to. Red Ketchup did a great job already.

    oh, ok. fair enough.
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    That was a beauty.....and I agree....Jesus has a sense of humor he has to....look at all of us?
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