Destructively Creative People help me

[bor]

Put a glass bottle in front of his back tire, he starts his car, leaves, and BAM, good times

[Tren Bull]

HOW or what is the best method of attaching a sharp object such as a nail or blade (SOMETHING THAT KAN EASILY PUNCTURE THE SIDE WALL OF A TIRE) to a shoe/boot
PLEASE help me here
i am in dire need of giving KARMA A LIL PUSH in the right direction!

ive found that the best way to slash a tire to to use a large knife, and make sure to really slash it aprt so that it cant be patched.

haha, you could also try making thermite to mess up the car. thats iron oxide (rust) and aluminum shavings in a 1 to 1 weight ratio. if you ignite it with magnesium ribbon, its burn at 4000+ degrees celsius

[MAXIMA5]

If you can find some Mercaptan (it's the stuff they use to give Propane and Gas their rotten egg smell, it's hard to find!) or any other very smelly liquid (they sell skunk urine at hunters stores), you could always load up a 10cc syringe and with an 18 or 20 ga pin poke thru a window rubber seal on one of the doors and spray the liquid in her car seats....

Red

THAT IS BRILLIANT!

[MAXIMA5]

So Tai,

I recently found a new nemesis who also needs Karma to pay him a visit. He just beat the shit out of his wife (my fiancee's friend) and then proceeded to walk into their office the other day and start MF-ing them both and spreading horrible rumors/lies about them to everyone in their entire office complex.

Anyways, what route did you choose to go with your problem? And which kind of spark plugs are the ninja rocks, are they ceramic or porcelain? I've heard both.

I was thinking about taking a page from South Park and killing his parents and gringing them up into chilli and tricking him into eating them at a Chilli cook-off. Eh, maybe that's too extreme. I'll just train a pony to bite his weiner off.


Focker, out.

[Flagg]

Has it got to be the tires or do you want to stop the car Tai?

Stick a potato deep up the exhaust pipe. Subtle but effective.

[MAXIMA5]

I was thinking about epoxying random stuff all over his truck. maybe old silverware, a blow-up doll, or a giant dildo or something.

Or maybe plastering his truck in vulgar or hateful bumper stickers so he gets dirty looks all day long.

[cfiler]

Why not use some throwing stars, or a bow and arrow and shot it out from afar. Or a ninja would use his sword and slice those tires up.

You could light some arrows on fire, and shoot them at the car and owner.

[cfiler]

You could pour some automotive paint removed on their car. That works well. Their car's paint will slowly bubble up, and then flake off. Removes the clear, paint, and primer.

[cfiler]

Super glue or apoxy is a good suggestion too. You could apoxy a dildo on their hood or something.

[needmorestrength]

SHE ohhh no hahahaha who is this and why do you want to do it?

[cfiler]

You could attach a winch to the tow hook of her car, and rip it apart with a semi. Just like in Gone in 60 seconds.

[Mizfit]

Word of advice to all - the best revenge - is the revenge no one knows u have taken.

[THE_DOME]

i hear coke in a gas take will totally mess it up

[MAXIMA5]

i hear coke in a gas take will totally mess it up

Not true. I've been putting cocaine in my gas tank for weeks. It's cheaper than gasoline.

[taiboxa]

So Tai,

I recently found a new nemesis who also needs Karma to pay him a visit. He just beat the shit out of his wife (my fiancee's friend) and then proceeded to walk into their office the other day and start MF-ing them both and spreading horrible rumors/lies about them to everyone in their entire office complex.

Anyways, what route did you choose to go with your problem? And which kind of spark plugs are the ninja rocks, are they ceramic or porcelain? I've heard both.

I was thinking about taking a page from South Park and killing his parents and gringing them up into chilli and tricking him into eating them at a Chilli cook-off. Eh, maybe that's too extreme. I'll just train a pony to bite his weiner off.


Focker, out.

i payed friend of mine 25 $ per winshield/window

100 bux = brick through front and back winshields abd a brick through 2 side window of her brand new mustang@! and sum dints on side of car cuz he bored@@@!!