Well for about a year i have whacked the meat about 6 times and you get to the point of being so horny its so hard not to! i hate you
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Well for about a year i have whacked the meat about 6 times and you get to the point of being so horny its so hard not to! i hate you
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To much info. Keep it to your self dude.
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what a way to start yourself off here man..nobody wants to know that you masturbated "6" times sureeee ahem bullshieeeyttahemmm nobody cares stop trying to showoff that you "havent" touched your small peepee
Anabolic Member
i do it many times a day ... if it s a slow day
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!Originally Posted by -JaH-
Get some pussy.
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6 times in 1 year?? wow, you must be gay or something is wrong..
when on test you need a test whore or two...
jk.... compulsive behavior is rampant in men, if it's training, eating, or in your case self abuse..
you have to decide that you are in control.. now the other thing..
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You got issues buddy.
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so u jerk it 6 times a day for a year OR 6 times in a whole year?
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Only 6 times?? Dude, sometimes I do that before dinner!! Spank that monkey, choke the chicken, flog the dog, keep jerking the gerkin, pulling that pud, slapping the snake, and milking the mongoose.....................
Anabolic Member
from his post it seems he's trying to practise some restraint...
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My Urologist says thatis good for your prostate!
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even when my girlfriend and I had sex 2+ times a day I'd still jerk it a couple times a day! now she's gone though and I'm lonely...
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i think i have control over my body and not my body over me. im not on test so i dont have that extra "kick" as you guys do(never been on test) as me being gay? no i have a girl friend and as i very religious and do not mess around with her. 99% of you shall call me gay and you can but i guess im living my life how i think i should
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i don't want to even begin to try to understand you...
what was the point of telling us you masturbate 6 times a year?
Anabolic Member
its not a question of bering on test or not... my libido is thru the roof, and ive never ever touched a steroid (YET)
as for your principles - good for you
Junior Member
eh i guess just to get it off my chestwhat was the point of telling us you masturbate 6 times a year?
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if you can talk about jerking it on a board about steroids (if you are very religious then masturbating is a sin, as well as steroids because in most religions you must obey the laws of the land) then why can't you bang your girl?
ARR sells viagra and cialis if that's your problem
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it's okay, people talk about the size of there poops on here sometimes so it's all good
Anabolic Member
where in the Bible, does it say taht jerking off is a sin??if you can talk about jerking it on a board about steroids (if you are very religious then masturbating is a sin, as well as steroids because in most religions you must obey the laws of the land) then why can't you bang your girl?
ARR sells viagra and cialis if that's your problem
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I feel sorry for your hand
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FORNICATION - it's all a sin
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your leg is hot.
I added you on myspace today btw!
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when he sees mizfits leg it will probably go up to 7 or 8
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"Judah got a wife for Er, his firstborn, and her name was Tamar. But Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the Lord's sight; so the LORD put him to death. Then Judah said to Onan, "Lie with your brother's wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to produce offspring for your brother." But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the Lord's sight; so he put him to death also." (Genesis 38:6-10)
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Definition of idolatry from Webster’s 9th New Collegiate Dictionary:where in the Bible, does it say taht jerking off is a sin??
(n) Immoderate attachment or devotion to something
Definitions of idol from Webster’s 9th New Collegiate Dictionary:
A likeness of something
A form or appearance; visible but without substance
An object of extreme devotion
A representation or symbol of an object of worship
A false conception; fallacy
Idolatry is sin (Exodus 20:3-5) and it can bring unpleasant consequences, such as demonic oppression and generational curses. God's primary command to us is that we love him with all our heart, soul and mind (Matthew 22:36-38). I suggest that it is impossible to love God with all our heart, soul and mind when we are idolizing sex images in our eyes and thoughts!
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here are some more
"These are the regulations for a man with a discharge, for anyone made unclean by an emission of semen" (Leviticus 15:32)
"If a descendant of Aaron has an infectious skin disease or a bodily discharge, he may not eat the sacred offerings until he is cleansed. He will also be unclean if he touches something defiled by a corpse or by anyone who has an emission of semen" (Leviticus 22:4)
"When you are encamped against your enemies, keep away from everything impure. If one of your men is unclean because of a nocturnal emission, he is to go outside the camp and stay there. But as evening approaches he is to wash himself, and at sunset he may return to the camp." (Deuteronomy 23:9-11)
Leviticus 15:16: ""'When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he will be unclean till evening."
Leviticus 15:17: "Any clothing or leather that has semen on it must be washed with water, and it will be unclean till evening."
Leviticus 15:18: "When a man lies with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening."
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The bible was written thousands of years ago. Times have changed.
Modern people know much more now than they did back then when the bible was written. Are you actually going to live your life according to the values of some 1000+ year old primative idiots? Hell no!
Go out get laid and feel free to spank it!
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Fornication may be a sinful thing to do according to the bible, however it also states that God forgives all people for their sins.
Do you know what this means?
This means you can bang as many chicks as humanly possible and then just simply ask for God's forgiveness and in the end it's all good. Like it never even happened.
This is what one could refer to as a biblical loop hole. God is perfect, he knows everything and he intentionally put this loophole in place so guys like you could go out and get laid!
Junior Member
exercising free will, as i will do the same for my lifeThe bible was written thousands of years ago. Times have changed.
Modern people know much more now than they did back then when the bible was written. Are you actually going to live your life according to the values of some 1000+ year old primative idiots? Hell no!
Go out get laid and feel free to spank it!
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Amen!!!!
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Exercising free will involves "thinking for yourself" and not simply just take some religious rhetoric to heart just because some organized religion says "you must live *your* life according to *our* values".
Free will involves doing what you want, when you want, and taking advantage of the biblical loophole I listed above.
Junior Member
its so hard for people to believe when you do something they dont. such as me not masterbating? seems yall think its the end of the world
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I didn't know they made blowup dolls with different denominations!!
(sorry Nark! Had to do it.)
Junior Member
if that makes you happy then go aheadI didn't know they made blowup dolls with different denominations!!
(sorry Nark! Had to do it.)
~ Vet~ I like Thai Girls
It aint helping mine I can tell youMy Urologist says thatDude you need one of these http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?
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Hey Kale you got one of those?It aint helping mine I can tell you
~ Vet~ I like Thai Girls
Mate I have half a dozen, in every colour !!!Hey Kale you got one of those?
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Lmao....
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I read an interesting article quite awhile back where 10 self-confessed
hardcore atheists were hooked to a polygraph machine and asked if they believed in God, or an almighty creator. Being atheists they all answered "no",
Nine out of the ten failed the test.
Anyway, just thought I'd throw that out there.
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