like what everyone else here is saying, slow down and get all your priorities straight. i am in college as well and i used to drink almost everyday of the week. since i seriously started lifting and taking gear i NEVER drink, hit the bars on occasion, and i have made THIS a prioirty. not because i need to, but because i want to - my life and my health is way too important to me.
on to YOU
dbol only is not a cycle i think you would be most interested in.
a great first time mass building cycle would be like was said above
200-400 mg deca 1-10 weeks
250-500 mg sus250 or omnadren 1-10 weeks
if you are dedicated enough, will stop the drinking alchy and add drinking about a gallon+ water per day and milk thistle add
25-40 mg dbol per day weeks 1-4

dbol however is toxic to your liver and therefore do some research before adding this to your cycle
and you say thiere is nothing in the midwest? I dont think so.
i am on a cycle now to omna/deca ... seeing very good results.
what is more important however is your whole outlook on this thing. you want to be prepared for the decision you are about to make. not only do you have to be ready for all the unexpected results of your cycle but you must be ready to diet like a madman (ie eat eat eat or you would see the results you want), workout as hard as you possibly can (ie within the bounderies of your scheduled workout plan), and made significant gains in a short period of time (ie people will notice- at least for me they do)

if you can sit back and think about this, not rush into it, and listen to the great people of this board you will be ready for what is to come, or what will come if you are responsible.

so.... what are you stats? how long have you been working out? and why exactly are you looking into doing a cycle of AS?

peace
MM