His rookie season we went to store, we were only in there for about 5 minutes and when we came out there was cop writing a parking ticket.

So we went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. So we called him a pencil headed redneck.

He glared at us and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So we called him a horse sh!t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then we started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more ee abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

We didn't care. Our car was parked around the corner.......