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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    I'd fuk it It's at the max though, 185lbs. (goodcents on way to e-mail this chick) It's just a fuk, turn down the lights and pound it out.

    LMAO that a boy ......

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    guys this thread was not supposed to be FUNNY LOL

    ok ok here's the letter of apology i am trying t ocome up with .. if you guys will help me

    Dear Woman

    My behaviour towards you was rude and shameful. I never thought I was capable of hurting somebody’s feelings in such a dishonorable manner until I hurt your feelings. Shortly after, I asked myself if I had lost my humanity and my love for human life. Lately, I have left less like a human and more of a demon. I have been doing some soul searching as of late because I have been feeling terrible inside of what I did to you. I have been scared to admit that I need to change but I am willing to change.
    I write to you for forgiveness so that I may regain what is left of my humanity. In the media, people behave the way I did all the time and brush off their demonic behaviour like dust. I see the repercussions of treating others in such a similar manner. I hope to learn from this that I should consider the feelings of others more before I act impulsively and behave in such a rude manner. I like to believe I am not in this world to hurt people’s feelings. I would find more pleasure in life to help and complement people on their talents and uniqueness.
    I write to apologize to you so that I may redeem myself and let you know that you are not what I described you to be. Only a monster would describe a person in such a rude manner. I hope that you can forgive me so that I may become a little more human and a lot less of a monster. I am sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    guys this thread was not supposed to be FUNNY LOL

    ok ok here's the letter of apology i am trying t ocome up with .. if you guys will help me
    Dear Women



    How about "Hey Fatass" instead

    Anyways how about something ALOT more simpler like:

    <start>

    Dear Fat Bitch, (use her real name)

    I would like to apologise for my actions. I was rude, demeaning, and unthoughtful. Please accept my most sincere apologies.

    Sincerely,

    The guy who wanted to bone the fat chick.


    <the end>
    Last edited by dan991; 10-14-2006 at 03:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1
    Dear Women



    How about "Hey Fatass" instead

    Anyways how about something ALOT more simpler like:

    <start>

    Dear Fat Bitch, (use her real name)

    I would like to apologise for my actions. I was rude, demeaning, and unthoughtful. Please accept my most sincere apologies.

    Sincerely,

    The guy who wanted to bone the fat chick.


    <the end>

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    guys this thread was not supposed to be FUNNY LOL

    ok ok here's the letter of apology i am trying t ocome up with .. if you guys will help me
    HAHAHA that is funny as sh*t!!!! saying u are a monster or a demon LOL. i read that in the most sarcastic tone possible

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