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  1. 10-16-2006, 03:43 PM #1
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    Chuck Norris....

    This is for all the chuck norris fans
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    Chuck norris is the reason why WALDO is hiding HAHAHAH
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    Chuck norris went to Wendy's ordered a big mac and GOT IT
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    I shot Chuck Norris and he died
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    chu7ck norris sued the show 'law and order' for using righfull names of his left and right leg as the name of their show and won.
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    That's Bull S H I T you didn't kill chuck that's narley impossible
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    when chuck norris jumps in a pool, he doesnt get wet....the pool gets chuck norris
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    behind chuck norris's beard is another fist.
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    Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the GRIM REAPER hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
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    HAHAHA the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris before he goes to bed at night
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    Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
    Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the GRIM REAPER hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
    HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the down-syndrome out of a 14 year old boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the down-syndrome out of a 14 year old boy.
    HAHA HOLY **** That's sooooo goood
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    chuck norris ate a 72 oz steak in one hour.......he spent the first 45 minutes ****ing the waitress
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  16. 10-16-2006, 04:38 PM #16
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    steven seagal may be above the law, but chuck norris defies laws of the universe
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    We need to get Magiver in here
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    the big bad wolf was huffing and puffing on the front door, than chuck norris' roundhouse kick went through the door and then through the skull of the wolf
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    guns dont kill people, chuck norris kills people
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    chuck norris doens not sleep, he waits
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    and my favorite

    chuck norris does not go hunting.......HE GOES KILLING
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    Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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    Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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    man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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    When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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    The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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    Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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    Chuck norris kicks himself in the face to shave since thats the only thing that can cut his beard
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    Chuck Norris: Tai killa.
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    Chuck Norris once at a WHOLE CAKE... BEFORE his buddies could tell him there was a stripper in it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUnit33
    Chuck Norris: Tai killa.
    it takes chuck norris longer to kill Tai than to kill the average person
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    Chuck norris can devided by 0
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    haahah i freaking love this
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    Chuck Norris once at a WHOLE CAKE... BEFORE his buddies could tell him there was a stripper in it!
    Thats my fav one ever!
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    Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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    There is no such thing as evolution....there are only those animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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    Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. cancer
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    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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