smugllen some juice

[Sean101]

so im taking a flight and im planning on bringing my juice along
how about shouuld i do this....pack it?? carry it on me??

[Kale]

so im taking a flight and im planning on bringing my juice along
how about shouuld i do this....pack it?? carry it on me??

where are you going from and too ?

[powerlifter]

leave all methods of transport or packaging details off of an open board restrict this type of thing to PM's - safety first

[Sean101]

toronto to florida

[MuscleScience]

dont do it you will bet busted

[bbplaya21]

put it in lil baggies and swallow it then shit it out when u get home!!!!!!! jk dont do it

[Growingpains]

Not worth it. Mail it to yourself if need be.
Otherwise, not worth it.

[MuscleScience]

put it in lil baggies and swallow it then shit it out when u get home!!!!!!! jk dont do it

Seriously does that work?

[rafael]

if your swallowing vials...id hate to be you when they break in your gut...ouch ..picture lil shards of glass getting tossed around in your intesitines))))

[MuscleScience]

if your swallowing vials...id hate to be you when they break in your gut...ouch ..picture lil shards of glass getting tossed around in your intesitines))))

What if you shoved them up your ars? I know that they do stuff like that in jail to hide shanks from the guards.

[SHMIGELZ]

Seriously does that work?

Well. Depends if its pills or 10 ml bottles or amps I guess...

But even then Im sure downing the pins might leave a mark or maybe ripe your damn intestinal wall in half..

But what do I know...

Well I did see a show on TLC (Untold Stories in the ER) Where some guy only swallowed 1 tiny, simple, little thumb tac and he almost died, coughed up more blood then any soldier has bled and im sure was in immense pain until they removed it halfway down his throat as it was cutting it up.

[MuscleScience]

Well. Depends if its pills or 10 ml bottles or amps I guess...

But even then Im sure downing the pins might leave a mark or maybe ripe your damn intestinal wall in half..

But what do I know...

Well I did see a show on TLC (Untold Stories in the ER) Where some guy only swallowed 1 tiny, simple, little thumb tac and he almost died, coughed up more blood then any soldier has bled and im sure was in immense pain until they removed it halfway down his throat as it was cutting it up.

Dang that would suck,

I observed a radiologist in highschool for a class project one time. He took me to what he called the bind of wierd. There was an x-ray of a guy who shoved a coke bottle up his Ars and got it stuck.

[OldUncle]

Been there, done that. Get a bunch of less than 3 ounce bottles of whatever and put them in the less than 1 quart plastic bag - mouthwash, shampoo, hair goop, toothpaste, etc. It has to be exactly what anyone / you would normally carry. Replace the contents of one of them with your liquid.

Youll need to be extra careful with hygeine. It wouldn't do to be starting a soap cycle...

[saturn08]

I have gone back and forth between Toronto and the US my whole life. South Carolina, California, Georgia, Alabama ect ect.; and it dosen't matter where you go b/c US customs is always the same - and they are a BITCH! Unless you are swallowing something, dont even think about it.
They have these little chemical analysis kits at the security booths where they swab the inside of your bag with a sponge like tissue, then have it in analysed by these little machines, for illegal substances, mostly bomb making materials, takes only a couple of seconds and presto.
Especially with the post 9-11 beef up, they are always increasing security, and looking more into liquid carry ons, i.e. chemical bombs that can be mixed on the plane. They are looking at shampoos, lotions, all that stuff.
I wouldnt do it.

[stuball]

What if your in the states and going from state to state, and put it in your luggage, and checked it instead of bringing it on the plane ???? Sorry for Jackin the thread..

[worldpower]

carry it in your pockets

i know someone who actually passed a recreational drug this way

never mind, bad idea

[spywizard]

Well. Depends if its pills or 10 ml bottles or amps I guess...

But even then Im sure downing the pins might leave a mark or maybe ripe your damn intestinal wall in half..

But what do I know...

Well I did see a show on TLC (Untold Stories in the ER) Where some guy only swallowed 1 tiny, simple, little thumb tac and he almost died, coughed up more blood then any soldier has bled and im sure was in immense pain until they removed it halfway down his throat as it was cutting it up.

probably a 50ml vial.. whatever...

no don't do it..

[saturn08]

its just as bad going from state to state Stuball. How do you think the planes crashed into the Twin towers?
They were coming from inside the country.
Oh, and at American customs - on the Canadian side, they have dogs that sniff everyone that goes by - depending on the time of year, and intel, sometimes they are there, sometimes they are not, which would be bad for oral supplements, dont think its a problem for injectibles.

[rafael]

saturn08....i dont think dogs can sniff out vials? can they...but i know they can sniff out pirated dvds.....yea..thats right...the MPAA has been training dogs to sniff out counterfit dvd's lol go figure

[Snrf]

dogs are only trained on one thing for each dog.

Dogs sniffing people getting on planes - bomb dogs
Dogs sniffing people getting off planes - drug dogs.
and none of the dogs at an airport would be looking for counterfeit dvds, that's just daft.

This used to be my field of expertise til I made a silly mistake, I once walked past a dog in Penn station with several hundred k's worth of something in my suitcase and it didnt even blink. You gotta remember they're around illegal stuff all the time, so if they haven't been told to find it it doesn't interest them.

if you're just bringing along one little vial or a very small amount, make sure you have no metal on you and wear some tighty whities, stick it in them right under your balls. as long as you have no metal and don't beep then you'll walk thru just fine.

You'll be 99% fine if you just leave it in your suitcase of course, baggage screeners look for bombs etc, not little vials/few pills. If you bring along some pills stick them in the bottom of a vitamin pill bottle, if it's a vial stick it in your wash bag with your deodorant etc.

Baggage screeners look for things out of the ordinary, ie pills in a baggie etc. I guarantee you a vial or pills in a bottle wouldn't raise an eyebrow.

Believe me on this, I used to make a damn good living at this stuff. I've suggested a few ways for ya, you can choose which one to use,

or just be wiser and leave it at home....

[bbplaya21]

omg if i tried this i would consider myself GAY!!!! no way a vial is goin in my ass!!!!! How would u feel if the metal detectors went off or some shit and they scanned u or had a cavity search u from it. that would be embarrinsing as fvck. I can hear the judge now
"You are being charged with smuggiling steriods across the border in your ASS"

[Getbig06]

Risk/Reward ratio. Calculating.... ....
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Risk Outweighs the Reward

Leave it behind..... Imagine how much money in lawyers and legal fees you would pay if you got caught vs buying the shit in Florida. E-z decision in my opinion.

[stuball]

Risk/Reward ratio. Calculating.... ....
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Risk Outweighs the Reward

Leave it behind..... Imagine how much money in lawyers and legal fees you would pay if you got caught vs buying the shit in Florida. E-z decision in my opinion.

True, True, True !!!!

[ebjack]

omg if i tried this i would consider myself GAY!!!! no way a vial is goin in my ass!!!!! How would u feel if the metal detectors went off or some shit and they scanned u or had a cavity search u from it. that would be embarrinsing as fvck. I can hear the judge now
"You are being charged with smuggiling steriods across the border in your ASS"

AAS IN YOUR ASS

[Sean101]

well what about dbols??? think i could tape soem pills in a bag to my thigh??

[smiler]

i must agree with growingpains...mail it to your destination...easy deal, especially this time of year. no need to take pins, buy em there.

[shot60]

nice avatar saturn i saw carrot-top on some show recently and knew right away that mf-er was juiced

[cfiler]

Not worth the risk. Definately best to mail them to yourself.

[saturn08]

nice avatar saturn i saw carrot-top on some show recently and knew right away that mf-er was juiced

[Kale]

dogs are only trained on one thing for each dog.

Dogs sniffing people getting on planes - bomb dogs
Dogs sniffing people getting off planes - drug dogs.
and none of the dogs at an airport would be looking for counterfeit dvds, that's just daft.

This used to be my field of expertise til I made a silly mistake, I once walked past a dog in Penn station with several hundred k's worth of something in my suitcase and it didnt even blink. You gotta remember they're around illegal stuff all the time, so if they haven't been told to find it it doesn't interest them.

if you're just bringing along one little vial or a very small amount, make sure you have no metal on you and wear some tighty whities, stick it in them right under your balls. as long as you have no metal and don't beep then you'll walk thru just fine.

You'll be 99% fine if you just leave it in your suitcase of course, baggage screeners look for bombs etc, not little vials/few pills. If you bring along some pills stick them in the bottom of a vitamin pill bottle, if it's a vial stick it in your wash bag with your deodorant etc.

Baggage screeners look for things out of the ordinary, ie pills in a baggie etc. I guarantee you a vial or pills in a bottle wouldn't raise an eyebrow.

Believe me on this, I used to make a damn good living at this stuff. I've suggested a few ways for ya, you can choose which one to use,

or just be wiser and leave it at home....

Excellent advice and extremely accurate. Take it from somebody who travels all over the world, A LOT !!!

[armwrestler22]

don't bring that shit on you or in your carry on, i've brought ounces of w*** and **** on a flight with no probs. also brought 100 m-16 bulletts(magnessium tip tracer) from ben gurion int.(israel) to the san fran, also scott free. the only way to do it if you must is to put it in the bag that is getting "checked" and not physically on you during the flight. just hide it descretely among your bath supplies and you'll most likely be cool. to be honest i brought 2 ounces of w*** from san fran to new york over thanksgiving time, cupple weeks ago in my check bag, and it was all good. However, i went to see the mayweather v. baldomir fight in vegas 3 weeks ago and "TSA" (dont know what it stands for but thats the name of the carry on security nazi's at airports), ****ed me, anyway flew from socal to vegas and back, and on the way back to socal i had a tube of toothpaste and a smal 5 oz. cylindrical container with some hair product in it and TSA jacked both of them, and took a photocopy of my license, then checked me for priors and let me go. i missed my flight by 5min and raised hell like a N.Y Jewish mother whose had too much manischewitz. best of luck and don't do it unless you have too. i could see doing it to make good money, but if your just doing it because you want to prolong your cycle(and your not a competitive pro bbuilder) then i would deff. say don't.

[Snrf]

don't bring that shit on you or in your carry on, i've brought ounces of weed and white girl on a flight with no probs. also brought 100 m-16 bulletts(magnessium tip tracer) from ben gurion int.(israel) to the san fran, also scott free. the only way to do it if you must is to put it in the bag that is getting "checked" and not physically on you during the flight. just hide it descretely among your bath supplies and you'll most likely be cool. to be honest i brought 2 ounces of **** from san fran to new york over thanksgiving time, cupple weeks ago in my check bag, and it was all good. However, i went to see the mayweather v. baldomir fight in vegas 3 weeks ago and "TSA" (dont know what it stands for but thats the name of the carry on security nazi's at airports), ****ed me, anyway flew from socal to vegas and back, and on the way back to socal i had a tube of toothpaste and a smal 5 oz. cylindrical container with some hair product in it and TSA jacked both of them, and took a photocopy of my license, then checked me for priors and let me go. i missed my flight by 5min and raised hell like a N.Y Jewish mother whose had too much manischewitz. best of luck and don't do it unless you have too. i could see doing it to make good money, but if your just doing it because you want to prolong your cycle(and your not a competitive pro bbuilder) then i would deff. say don't.

that doesn't make sense, why would they take away toothpaste and hair stuff and then check you for priors? also don't mention rec drugs on the forum.

[armwrestler22]

that doesn't make sense, why would they take away toothpaste and hair stuff and then check you for priors? also don't mention rec drugs on the forum.

my bad bout the rec. drug reference, just trying to draw a parallel between different illegal drugs. and it makes total sense, perhaps you haven't flown lately but they are supposed to confiscate almost all liquid substances, ridiculous items like toothpaste and womens liquid makeup foundation have been confiscated infront of my eyes(not a cross dressing reference here) and then they took my license and made a copy of it. 5 min later a tsa man came out of the room with my license and i asked if i could go and he said as soon as we run your license for any warrants or priors and your clean you can leave. they can stop anyone for any reason if they dont want you on a plane. especially the busy airports like LVS in this instance. Did i dumb it down enough so it makes sense to you now, brosef?

[mousetraps]

id say mail it, cuase im paranoid

[Snrf]

my bad bout the rec. drug reference, just trying to draw a parallel between different illegal drugs. and it makes total sense, perhaps you haven't flown lately but they are supposed to confiscate almost all liquid substances, ridiculous items like toothpaste and womens liquid makeup foundation have been confiscated infront of my eyes(not a cross dressing reference here) and then they took my license and made a copy of it. 5 min later a tsa man came out of the room with my license and i asked if i could go and he said as soon as we run your license for any warrants or priors and your clean you can leave. they can stop anyone for any reason if they dont want you on a plane. especially the busy airports like LVS in this instance. Did i dumb it down enough so it makes sense to you now, brosef?

No need to be an asshole, and I haven't seen them ever check anyone for priors after taking away their items, you must just look like a douchebag.

[cj1capp]

speaking of things shoved up into your rectum, ive had pt. with light blubs, bottles of all types but the one i think of most often was a meth head with several barbi dolls inserted deep in his colon.

[Snrf]

speaking of things shoved up into your rectum, ive had pt. with light blubs, bottles of all types but the one i think of most often was a meth head with several barbi dolls inserted deep in his colon.

thats the nastiest thing i ever heard

[Diezed]

To be honest with you if your crossing the border from niagara falls, CAN into the US the customs barely checks your things... i remember i went with a 10 lbs protein shake and they didnt even open it ( and it was unsealed ) ....yet they were searching through my mothers tiny ass purse as if she stole something??

[nrobleski]

id say bring a girlfriend they are much more cavernous