girlfriend is too wet!!!

[Deltsarehot8]

It bubbles and gets all fomey. It tingles like mad and feels real cool

interesting

[G-1000]

Then if you wont to get reay crazy. Stick a shampain bottle in there and shake it up.

[stunner5000pt]

Take 2 Alka-Seltzer tabs and put them in her. Then pee inside her and continu to **** her.

sint alka seltzer one of those indigestion remedies . its effervescent in water...

[Superhuman]

It bubbles and gets all fomey. It tingles like mad and feels real cool

that actually sounds pretty cool i'll have to try that. so what else have u done, all i ask is a taste of your infinite sexual wisdom

[Superhuman]

Then if you wont to get reay crazy. Stick a shampain bottle in there and shake it up.

so fill her up with shampoo? that must be real slick and creamy. will it burn though for her because of the soap?

[G-1000]

we are big into slaping and chocking also.

[G-1000]

so fill her up with shampoo? that must be real slick and creamy. will it burn though for her because of the soap?

sorry

champaign

[G-1000]

some shampoo burn.

[Superhuman]

sorry

champaign

oooooh yeah that would be awesome, and let it pour back out into a glass and drink it - p*ssy-flavored champaign! haha

i always tell her to slap me but she doesn't like too

[G-1000]

we beat the shit out of each other.

[Deltsarehot8]

i want to hit him but im scared he'll get mad!!! lol that champane sounds yummy

[Superhuman]

we beat the shit out of each other.

i'm sure that's awkward to explain @ work/in public. "uhh we fell..." lol

my girl and i have been mad @ eachother a lot lately so that might help if we beat eachother up

[G-1000]

you ever get her pussy all swollen?

[G-1000]

i'm sure that's awkward to explain @ work/in public. "uhh we fell..." lol

my girl and i have been mad @ eachother a lot lately so that might help if we beat eachother up

NO NO dont do it when your mad. you will kill her ass.

[Superhuman]

you ever get her pussy all swollen?

oh yeah for sure. I have pics of the difference it will be like twice the size i love it - she'll start to hurt too much after a while though

[Superhuman]

NO NO dont do it when your mad. you will kill her ass.

yeah i could see that now in the paper, "ROUGH SEX LEADS TO MURDER!!" bad idea lol

[G-1000]

when you get it big like that grab a 9v battery. Get her all wet and tap it on her clit. It will shook her a little. Funny as hell.

[Superhuman]

when you get it big like that grab a 9v battery. Get her all wet and tap it on her clit. It will shook her a little. Funny as hell.

i bet that would feel real good for her - your ideas are so simple yet I would never think of them. I'm gonna have to write these down!

[spywizard]

Cant you just make him a copy.

oh wow, you want to go there do we???

everyone knows you were sending those pics and ebook around, asking if you were normal.. we all lied and said it was ok for you to have a 4" willie, that there would be a woman out there for you..

and now after all that support i get this.. ??

wow...

[G-1000]

Im sure you know ice crime is fun also. I will full her up **** her till it melts and drink it.

[spywizard]

soft serve??

[Superhuman]

Im sure you know ice crime is fun also. I will full her up **** her till it melts and drink it.

hmm i like vanilla mint

[G-1000]

oh wow, you want to go there do we???

everyone knows you were sending those pics and ebook around, asking if you were normal.. we all lied and said it was ok for you to have a 4" willie, that there would be a woman out there for you..

and now after all that support i get this.. ??

wow...

That is becuse i saw the pic of your. I did not know why mine was not green and red like that.

[italianplayboy09]

wow never in my short stay here have i seen 29 members viewing one thread

[spywizard]

That is becuse i saw the pic of your. I did not know why mine was not green and red like that.

alright, you asked for it, i said i wouldn't post this but here it is.. a pic of you that was going around before most of these pups knew we were here..

[Deltsarehot8]

have you ever had your girl, let you pound her a*s so hard and she's screaming so loud, i love when my man does it

[G-1000]

alright, you asked for it, i said i wouldn't post this but here it is.. a pic of you that was going around before most of these pups knew we were here..

LOL i just all most pissed my self.

[G-1000]

have you ever had your girl, let you pound her a*s so hard and she's screaming so loud, i love when my man does it

Is there any other way?????????

[G-1000]

How about when she is sleeping you remove the ppillow cash and put it over her head. then grab her hands tie them up and stick it her ass.

[SnaX]

What's the 'problem'? Are you slipping out or something?

If yes.. try different positions, or try modifying the positions by having her 'scissors lock' her legs so the poon is tighter

e.g. if you're banging her with her legs over your shoulders.. remove them from your shoulders.. have her stick 'em straight up.. and cross 'em.. It'll crush the beef flap lips in and it'll be like banging a well lubed slotmachine.. viva las vegas!!!





How do you tell her what nicely?

"Honey i hate how turned on you get"?

LMAO.

That's a surefire recipe to cut off your poon supply.

lol you said "poon supply"

[I_Want_Abs]

when you get it big like that grab a 9v battery. Get her all wet and tap it on her clit. It will shook her a little. Funny as hell.

i just pissed my pants that is ****ing hillarious...... how the **** do you come up with this shit......

[I_Want_Abs]

i dont believe the amount of attention this thread is getting it's crazy when i saw it had 5 pages i thought someone bumped an old thread but **** me it only got started today! but what do you expect, look at the topic and getting back to that, how the **** do you not like it when you chick gets wet? what the **** is that, i love it, the wetter she gets the more turned on i get!!! i will bury my face in her soaking wet pussy for hours!!!! ok thats maybe a little over exagerated but until my jaw starts cramping up atleast and then i will push out a little bit more....
god i love a girl who's dripping wet...............

[CSAR]

I can't believe this thread got 5 pages in one day... And there's 20 members viewing this thread at the moment!!!

Okay, I'm in! I love ultra wet muff - the wetter the better. If the poonanny smells bad, it's from something else (her diet, vaginal hygiene, yeast infection, etc.). In my experience, Japanese women are the wettest (but their pubic hair is very coarse and stiff, so you gotta trim the bush).

[Snrf]

Man this thread is fcking nuts...

haha, pussy too wet ... wtf?

And some of you are crazy crazy people, who the fvck came up with filling a pussy with ice cream then ****ing it til it melts???? seriously?

[STYLE74]

Why the fvck did i go to sleep when i did? I missed all the good stuff damn it.........................

[STYLE74]

haha this girls got a lil attitude but i like it! ...she knows that I can handle her, the question is if she can handle me

Yup your right about that bro. What's better than a women with a little attitude, you just want to fvck it right out of them.

[STYLE74]

man, I want a pink name! why did i have to be born with a penis?

LMAO....................

[STYLE74]

So what is the most wiled crazy nast thing you have done??? Lets see how can come out on top.

LMAO.............Here we go, Superhuman & Gsxxr are having a FREAK off to see is more of a FREAK, you gotta love it. A HOT little chick like deltsarehot shows up and stirs up the pot.

[STYLE74]

Take 2 Alka-Seltzer tabs and put them in her. Then pee inside her and continu to **** her.

OMG how the hell do you think of these things................LOL

[STYLE74]

have you ever had your girl,

let you pound her a*s so hard and she's screaming so loud, i love when my man does it

Now this is what i'm talking about. You are the ideal women, there should be more like you out there. I can't be with a women if she doesen't like anal. I just absolutely love it.