AR Hall of Shame Quotes.

[HORSE~]

OH horse ur such a boob!
http://forums.steroid.com/showpost.p...&postcount=324

ASSHOLE!!!!

[Devils Mentor]

I am now one week on my cycle:
This is all sustanon
week monday thuursday
1 2ml 2ml
2 2ml 2ml
3 1ml 1ml
4 1ml 1ml
5 1ml 1ml
6 1ml 1ml
7 1ml 1ml
8 1ml 1ml

I purchased the tamox from aar. It says on the front , USP, 50mL, 20mg/mL. Then it comes with an oral syrnge, I am not sure how much of the oral to take a day. It goes from 0-1ml.

Also, this is weird, between my scrotum and anus the skin fold there is now very sensitve and painful, I think I am getting effects of gyno (like a clitorus) forming. I have no sings of bitch tits, etc.



Thanks

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=273649

It has been a VERY long time since I last Pissed Myself, Involuntarily... Thanks for Great laugh PerfectBeast!!!

DM

[Devils Mentor]

lmao

I had to comment on that thread.

I HAD TO!!!

I am with You, this is the Only Post out of the entire Thread that i have commented about... I also had to leave a Post in said Thread... Hell, it made Me Piss Myself I laughed so hard... lol... This has to be the #1 for the Hall of Shame!!!

DM

[Devils Mentor]

Here is a winner:



http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...34#post3209734

What is even MORE FUNNY (or Sad, depending on how You wish to look at it ) is the fact that Only 2 Members (Snrfmaster and Beuleux) other than Yourself caught on, unless they were just being Nice.... lol...

DM

[perfectbeast2001]

just dug this classic up.

starkeX
Junior Member


The Robot Dance
I'd like to learn how to do this but I'm not findin anything on google. Anyone know any web sites that show basic stuff?

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...54#post3076454

[Random]

OMG nice post!

[chest6]

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...ighlight=juice

Namely Schwarzenegger's post. I love calling ppl out

[beuleux]

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=277630

its a goodun

[JohnboyF]

djack99587
New Member Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 16


Sex question

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This may be a really stupid question but when having sex with my girl , can any of the gear i use transfer hormones into her through ejaculation?

[guest589745]

my friend has this exact setup its really gangster.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...=1#post3219394

[bbplaya21]

djack99587
New Member Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 16


Sex question

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This may be a really stupid question but when having sex with my girl , can any of the gear i use transfer hormones into her through ejaculation?

ha if this was true my ex could have been a bodybuilder.

[chest6]

djack99587
New Member Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 16


Sex question

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This may be a really stupid question but when having sex with my girl , can any of the gear i use transfer hormones into her through ejaculation?

HAHAHAHAHAA WOW

[*Narkissos*]

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...ighlight=juice

Namely Schwarzenegger's post. I love calling ppl out

it helps to be right though

And y'all parrots are wrong.

The glutes are actually the largest muscle group.

[chest6]

I was just showing his parrot skills

[Tren Bull]

it helps to be right though

And y'all parrots are wrong.

The glutes are actually the largest muscle group.

really? i would have guessed lats were bigger

[Tren Bull]

Figured this hadda go in here, paedophilia on ar, oh yeah diggity diggity diggity!!



halfwit can't even spell young anyway.

jesus, fool wants to hook up with a 14 year old? thats terrible... he might get himself posted on the sex offenders list, and then id have to go kick in his front door or something

[Tren Bull]

benjmac
New Member Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 1


Be a nice guy and help a skinny guy...

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I am 24 years old, 5'11" and was 125lbs three months ago. I started to use whey protein powder from GNC and lifting dumbells in my apartment. Then, last month I started going to the gym, and I am now at 145lbs. I just started taking dbol steroids and I have a few questions...

1. Should I workout everyday since I'm on steroids?

2. How many days a week should I workout?

3. What are some quick meals I can get from the grocery store so I can eat 5 meals a day?

4. How many hours sleep should I be getting

[beuleux]

You can not target one area of the chest, so forget about shaping that muscle. Your best bet is to do full ROM.

Funny as hell... this guy actually believes hes a professor of anatomy

http://forums.steroid.com/newreply.p...eply&p=3229794

[Random]

You can not target one area of the chest, so forget about shaping that muscle. Your best bet is to do full ROM

Yes one of the best reads ive seen in a while! I guess ill stop doin my Incline Presses---oh wait my upper chest is growing....nevermind....******* idiot.

CD

[Jason865]

I think wide grip bench presses are excellent for the outer chest as well as flys with a deep stretch and pause at the bottom...

CD

Wow, I am amazed some people actually believe this old myth

[shrpskn]

Here's a gooder:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=278974

Me and my GF are having a debait - she recons if proteins that important to me i should spunk into my protein drinks and drink them... and that theres nothing wrong with it as it comes out of my body anyway so theres no harm in putting it back in - she recons its full of protein and calories... whats the trouth behind this ? (i think shes crackers and she's got no chance !) - Im reconing thats her excuse for getting fat anyway haha (just kidding)

[Random]

This ones ok, talks as if its simply a OTC supplement!...

posted by Hephens

I thought anavar didnt have anything to do with hormones. I thought the stuff increase nitric oxide in the blood. How do you get gyno and stuff from it, is it because, it puts your hormones inbalance or this stuff actualy raises your test levels?

[sonar1234]

Theses quotes are freaken funny

[Snrf]

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=279745

1st cycle
1-8 wk 500mg sus 250
might use deca to kickstart
then hcg but any comments how and what to use?

Yeah, real fast acting kickstart you got there jackass!!

same genius...

1st cycle
hi im thinking of doin a cycle (8 week),but can i get sides?and can they kill?

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=279738

Where do these guys come from? is there like a country full of thick as shit people and they let 5 or so out a day with instructions to post on AR?

[Random]

1st cycle
1-8 wk 500mg sus 250
might use deca to kickstart
then hcg but any comments how and what to use?

Hahahahahahahahah that cant be real i love it!

CD

[x_moe]

Imagine 193 pounds with a 50" chest and 20" arms, and no, steroids were not involved. I have never used steroids, andro or any other supplement other than Challenge Milk and Egg Protein. I tried Creatine, it only made me a very angry person

watch out, creatine rage lol

[aknopf95]

really? i would have guessed lats were bigger

glutes are the bulkiest, but lats have more surface area
and if you're wondering which muscle in the human body is the strongest, it's supposed to be the one in your jaw that you use to chew (according to my professors)

[shrpskn]

^^^

[aknopf95]

^^^

does this help you understand: lats only look bigger because of their greater surface area, but the glutes are actually the bulkiest/biggest muscle

[shrpskn]

I couldn't resist...this one is deserving of this thread:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=279814

Anyone here knows where to get a local Anestetic cream to numb the skin area allowing for a painless and clean inject without scar tissue or blood or TERROR.

Anyone knows an ancciliary site that carries that? I'd love to get some.

LMAO!

[shrpskn]

does this help you understand: lats only look bigger because of their greater surface area, but the glutes are actually the bulkiest/biggest muscle

Yes, of course....it was a joke.

[shrpskn]

Thought I would resurrect this thread with this tasty post:

Originally Posted by IMBIGRU
also did I tell you Im a male escort... so some time I have to do really large chicks and I still seem to have no problems staying hard... even when im doing 69 and stuff with these huge chicks

...I will tell you that if you want to keep making money, you may want to at least throw in 250mg/wk of test to maintain sexual function or one night your unit may let you down and you might end up with a very unhappy customer(s).

Here's the thread, enjoy:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=272090

If you look, he's got another good one in there about measuring the volume of his loads...good stuff.

[Random]

Hahah wow thought id heard it all! great find!

[CSAR]

creatine makes u stink from long usage! ban creatine

And this is coming from a senior member...

[Carlos_E]

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=281335

right this thread might get me into trouble, but i just have to ask. sorry if i offend anyone.

recently changed gyms went from a 'normal' gym to a 'homosexual' specific gym, the first thing that i noticed is how cut up and chiseled these guys are, even the guys who have got 'pop bellies' have ripped up arms delts back.

now there are two theories 1) they are all on steriods 2) its the medication that they are on from their doctor which makes them like that.

anyone know the answer?

(have tried asking a few of them, natural they claim')

[beuleux]

^^^^^
hats funny... Im going to see my doc and tell him Im gay

[Snrf]

recently changed gyms went from a 'normal' gym to a 'homosexual' specific gym

Forgive my ignorance, but do they even have "homosexual specific" gyms?

[Carlos_E]

Forgive my ignorance, but do they even have "homosexual specific" gyms?

Yes there are gay gyms.

[armbar83]

is there any way a mod or someone can change my name to ejaculoid???

[Carlos_E]

Guys I got a bit of a situation...

I've always worked out but let's just say I too a 8 month break..

I want to loose about 15 pounds in 2 weeks...is that possible?

High shcool reunion is coming..

I'm 5'9 about 25% bf.....202lbs..

I want to shoot for 185? is that possible? by feb. 17th?