
Originally Posted by
Anthony Roberts
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better.
I have a 21-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a
season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his shotgun
by mistake.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang,
bang, bang", and the beaver fell over dead.
What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly."