Woot! A Woman Success Story!!!

[LawMan018]

Okay, so you've been waiting for me to finally post a success story so here it is... My brother and I went down to TJ for the first time "together", just him and I. We overestimated and got to Club Safari about 9:45, when people actually start arriving at 11.
We were just checking the place out drinking when two mexican girls walk in, look at us, and walk straight towards us. We start talking and sit down together and drink. They're pretty cute, turns out, they're sisters. One doesn't even speak english though, lol.
We talked, they go to a university, and my brother checked with one of the waiters to make sure they weren't prostitutes... anyways... I didn't wanna be the first one out on the dance floor so I kept drinking as did my bro.
FInally people were coming and dancing and we went out there and danced... a lot, and I can't really dance but since I was drunk I didn't care...
We sat back down and my brother was making out with one of them, and since I'm a shy guy I'm just sitting there drinking smiling, he keeps saying, "come on!" So finally I just get enough balls and we start making out... forever..
I don't know what they find sexy down there, but she bit my lip until it bleed, she pinched my nipples, dropped a ice cube down my pants and rubbed glow stick juice on me... ionno, lol
I felt her up, everything...they wanted us to come back to their place with them, but they live like an hour away, we only have 5 bucks, and my brother has to get back to his gf (tsk tsk). Then when we couldnt do that they wanted to get an apartment, but alas, we only had 5 bucks...
We eventually had to ditch them by telling them we were getting drinks and we ran out got a cab and ran back... Well... I had blue balls for the rest of that night

[perfectbeast2001]

you kissed some girl then ran off cos you only had $5 between you, and this is your success story????

[whoddy]

Okay, so you've been waiting for me to finally post a success story so here it is... My brother and I went down to TJ for the first time "together", just him and I. We overestimated and got to Club Safari about 9:45, when people actually start arriving at 11.
We were just checking the place out drinking when two mexican girls walk in, look at us, and walk straight towards us. We start talking and sit down together and drink. They're pretty cute, turns out, they're sisters. One doesn't even speak english though, lol.
We talked, they go to a university, and my brother checked with one of the waiters to make sure they weren't prostitutes... anyways... I didn't wanna be the first one out on the dance floor so I kept drinking as did my bro.
FInally people were coming and dancing and we went out there and danced... a lot, and I can't really dance but since I was drunk I didn't care...
We sat back down and my brother was making out with one of them, and since I'm a shy guy I'm just sitting there drinking smiling, he keeps saying, "come on!" So finally I just get enough balls and we start making out... forever..
I don't know what they find sexy down there, but she bit my lip until it bleed, she pinched my nipples, dropped a ice cube down my pants and rubbed glow stick juice on me... ionno, lol
I felt her up, everything...they wanted us to come back to their place with them, but they live like an hour away, we only have 5 bucks, and my brother has to get back to his gf (tsk tsk). Then when we couldnt do that they wanted to get an apartment, but alas, we only had 5 bucks...
We eventually had to ditch them by telling them we were getting drinks and we ran out got a cab and ran back... Well... I had blue balls for the rest of that night

woww, Those were fak!ng ho'z dude!! i would advise you first thing tommorow morning go for an AIDS test. U know AIDS can also be transmitted thru salivary and blood contact.

[armbar83]

woww, Those were fak!ng ho'z dude!! i would advise you first thing tommorow morning go for an AIDS test. U know AIDS can also be transmitted thru salivary and blood contact.

seriously, you probably got tb or something, if you still have to jack off at the end of the night, was it a success?

[Uconish]

And i thought i was having difficulty lately.....Well, as they say, the grass is always greener

[chest6]

lol come on now. U made out with a slut this is not a success story

[king6]

she bit my lip until it bleed, she pinched my nipples, dropped a ice cube down my pants and rubbed glow stick juice on me...

That doesn't sound like much fun. Glow stick juice reaks! It's horribly acidic, you have to throw away whatever it touches.

[thegodfather]

The word success and Tijuana I dont believe should ever be used in the same sentence unless you're talking about a few thousand vials of juice...Even then, I prefer UG's to Mex garbage anyday.....Moral of the story hooking up with some Mexican sluts looking for an easy pass into the US is not a success....Gross dude...

[Bojangles69]

dude are you a virgin?
its cool if you are.

and if anything, you know how a baby bird breaks out of its egg and smells air for the first time? ... well, your not quite up to that point yet, but you've def got shit out the mother birds ass.


good goin.. if they were drunk i wouldnt neccessarily say they're sluts. that would make every drunk semi-attractive girl at the bar a slut.
most girls just go through active and passive slut phases, (i say "passive" because the right guy can activate ANY girls slut phase)

good going though, i think you deserve props up untill the point you used 5 bucks as an excuse to not get laid, theres a *thousand other ways you could have isolated them both and had a 3 some and told your bro to go the fvck home.

[king6]

i think you deserve props up untill the point you used 5 bucks as an excuse to not get laid, theres a *thousand other ways you could have isolated them both and had a 3 some and told your bro to go the fvck home.

Agreed.

[Snrf]

Ending up with blue balls is a success story? wtf?

and yeah +1 on the aids test buddy, if you come up negative THAT is a success story.

[spywizard]

good for you man...

Virgin Power

[Foskamink]

haha, good try buddy, get out every weekend and you will be sweet, oh and TJ because your 17 i get ya, wait till ya 18 then youll be fine.

[chest6]

good for you man...

Virgin Power

ROFL

[Foskamink]

ROFL

haha dosnt that bring back some desperate memories in trying to receive for first time.

[Superhuman]

You Are In High School.... Play Football And Bang All The Cheerleaders!

[LawMan018]

You guys are retarded, lol... And no I'm not a virgin, you wouldn't be alive if I was Anyways, Club Safari is an american, usually "white" club, but anyone can go in. These girls go there once a month, are in a university down there, and have a vacation home in Cancun, I'm sure they aren't sluts... Plus the one I hooked up with was very shy...

[LawMan018]

And even if they were sluts... At least I finally hooked up with a girl... sort of =/

[LawMan018]

You Are In High School.... Play Football And Bang All The Cheerleaders!

College bro...

[Foskamink]

You Are In High School.... Play Football And Bang All The Cheerleaders!

yes that brings back memories

[king6]

yes that brings back memories

[Foskamink]

ok you caught me, i wear taped glasses, i have freckles and pimples and spent my time in the libary each lunchtime or in the toilets getting dipped? happy the truth is out now

[Superhuman]

And even if they were sluts... At least I finally hooked up with a girl... sort of =/

you FINALLY hooked up with a girl?? I thought you said you weren't a virgin ...and since when is making out hooking up?

[king6]

ok you caught me, i wear taped glasses, i have freckles and pimples and spent my time in the libary each lunchtime or in the toilets getting dipped? happy the truth is out now

At least you were not fat.

[Foskamink]

At least you were not fat.

fine! asshole i was fat too, and i spent my time crying in my room, happy i think thats it

[king6]

you FINALLY hooked up with a girl?? I thought you said you weren't a virgin ...and since when is making out hooking up?

He can't get past that damn pillow pants. (For those of you that saw Clerks 2)

[*Narkissos*]

@this thread

[thegodfather]

dude are you a virgin?
its cool if you are.

and if anything, you know how a baby bird breaks out of its egg and smells air for the first time? ... well, your not quite up to that point yet, but you've def got shit out the mother birds ass.


good goin.. if they were drunk i wouldnt neccessarily say they're sluts. that would make every drunk semi-attractive girl at the bar a slut.
most girls just go through active and passive slut phases, (i say "passive" because the right guy can activate ANY girls slut phase)

good going though, i think you deserve props up untill the point you used 5 bucks as an excuse to not get laid, theres a *thousand other ways you could have isolated them both and had a 3 some and told your bro to go the fvck home.

Bo, If I wasnt practically engaged, I'd pay you for your valuable knowledge...Sort of like a personal trainer but for slammin bitches instead... Anyone who doesn't have one-itis could learn a lot from this man...lol

[chest6]

At least you were not fat.

I was..and still am what u gotta say bout that

[king6]

I was..and still am what u gotta say bout that

Tank ass.

[Bojangles69]

Bo, If I wasnt practically engaged, I'd pay you for your valuable knowledge...Sort of like a personal trainer but for slammin bitches instead... Anyone who doesn't have one-itis could learn a lot from this man...lol

thanks bro!! i can tell lawman would be a challenge but the dude has heart and motivation, that alone could take him further than most people who would bash on each other and wind up setting for w/e is *convenient for them in life at the moment. they of course dont speak to themselves this way, they say "i love my girl" "my girl is the best". than i take them out one weekend and its like "wtf should i tell her"? "she gonna find out i cheated" "maybe i should just break it off"?? blah blah
he needs to get his ass out there with the goal off making his next 20 interactions with women as akward as possible. he must EXPECT it, and WANT it to be that way. eventually he'll become semi-calibrated and socially relaxed in these situations.
once you reach that point (no tension) your actually in a worse situation than when you first started (with the accidental tension/akwardness of not knowing what to do) because now you have to learn how to *recreate tension, but a specific kind, and know what that tension will transfer into in a womans head and how subcommunications govern that tension 100% (body language, position, tone, etc)
a lot of guys instinctually know tension is the best cataylst for a turnover (sex) but they're only familiar with the first stage of tension.
If you impose tension on a woman her emotions become amplified, this is the same point she also becomes more receptive, and the same point where under enough tension, her emotions will overide her intellect (e.g. dont sleep with him) last minute resistance is crushed, and the panties drop. this is the state where logic and emotion cant cohabitate in her mind. only one will exist, and only one will get you laid.
if you go into it casually and friendly you can pull digits and realistically pull poon in that fashion. but you still will go through these *tension spikes* before any type of lay goes down.
so learn how to create/direct/ and manipulate them.

totally counter intuitive, but going up to an attractive chick and saying "hi your pretty my names Joe" is actually a thousand times WORSE than saying "did you buy those shoes in a thrift store?" etc etc.
In one situation you set up the dynamic of *you coming on to her* and her *anti-slut resistance firing off* in the other you set up the dynamic of *you provoking her to validate herself to you* and *creating tension*. From that statement alone 90% of her logic will be out the door, logic that might tell her in another 60 mins without that logic, you might be banging her. Keep the tension high, sexual, and ambigous. do false role reversals ie: "could you stop hitting on me?" The second she starts validating herself to you, that means her resistance is low, newbies often strike at this point.
I submit you hold off a little longer, let the tension build a little longer.
than when the times right say "omg what are we doing" "i cant believe we're holding hands blah blah" "omg we have to stop kissing" "omg you have to get my d**k out of your mouth. omg you fill in the rest ______. women are suckers for serendipty and spontaneity (sp) learn how to falsely create them both, and your in. =]

[Bryan2]

Hey do you need a passport for mexico now???

[king6]

Hey do you need a passport for mexico now???

Yeah, Canada too. But that is only if you are flying I think. But you will need one when you are driving pretty soon.


You should also whoop goodscents ass for stealing your avy.

[STYLE74]

I think the fact that you got out of there alive should be the success story.

[MuscleScience]

Man you blow pusshy over 5 dollars. When your 80, in a wheelchair and cant get a hardon you are going to kick yourself in your bed sore infested ass and be pissed at your self because you blew puss over 5 dollars. Were there is a will theres a way.

[G-1000]

All i can say is you have some balls to even post this. i though the flaming was going to be much worse.

[Bojangles69]

lawman you are a pimp brotha, forget what the rest of these people say.

and 4 future reference when a girl drops an icecube down your pants, that usually means she wants them *OFF*. that was a perfect opportunity to get a discrete little handjob going under a table somewhere.

[LawMan018]

Thanks Bojangles, yeh, I've always been a shy guy, I mean, I used to be the ugly skinny pale kid that nobody liked and just recently "grew" into myself so still dealing with that, lol... But I had fun, think I'm going down next week if I don't have work, but ionno... I had a blast and am going to keep going, and keep working on my "dance" skills, or the lack there of...

P.S. As of January 23 you would have needed a Passport flying

January 1st 2008 you'll need a Passport walking/driving

[QuieTSToRM33]

yes that brings back memories

memories of not finishing high school ?

[QuieTSToRM33]

and since I'm a shy guy I'm just sitting there drinking smiling, he keeps saying, "come on!" So finally I just get enough balls and we start making out... forever..

so your brother was begging you to make out with him ... and you obliged ???