Quote Originally Posted by LawMan018
You have it all wrong... Here is how it really went down... Anna Nicole Smith had just come home from a long day and began her final trek down the corridor when out of nowhere jumped a ninja clad in all white. Now being on TrimSpa and being in shape once again she immediately pulled out her machete she keeps tucked nicely between the crack of her breasts and took a swipe at the attacker.
The swipe barely missed but managed to catch the side of his mask thus revealing a familiar face. It was Chuck Norris. Now Anna Nicole who was stunned at this point, drops the machete. Now as soon as Chuck saw this oppurtunity he immediately gives her a round house kick to the head, thus rendering her unconscious and ultimately leading to her death.
Drug use... Depression... Ppff... It was Chuck Norris all the way...


what is the point of this ?