Mirror confusion and Body

[Timm1704]

when i look in the mirror, i like what i see most of the time..... although am constantly plagued by this big green cucumber, just hanging out of my ass

[LawMan018]

I have a sort of similar problem... Whenever I look in my bathroom mirror or mirror in my parents' room I just seem tiny. But when I go in my backyard and look at my reflection in the sliding glass door I look big, same with some mirrors in the mall... Ionno, some just seem to make me look tiny and some make me look big. People tell me I'm big but most of the time I don't see it nor feel it... Damnit...