Quote Originally Posted by BITTAPART2
thought i had one once. I was being a little ho bag and banging this waitress i was working w/ and i was engaged at the time. I heard she was a ho and i hit it raw one night drunk and it had a weird smell to it, like the panties tried to take themselves off bad. so i stopped at a gas station and went in the bathroom and washed my dik off in the sink so it didnt smell when i got home, so here i am washing my junk in the sink, leg propped up on the counter so i could get all my junk in the sink and this guy walks in LMAO he walked right back out too! so a few days later it is hurting when i pee and sort of itchy too. I flipped out and called her on the phone and let her have it "you f'ing ho bag beotch you f'in burnt me g**damnit!" just went off, she was like "uh what are you talking about i font have anything" so i go to the doctor and find out i have poison ivy on and inside my junk from the place we had sex LMAO so she obviously told her friends I called her and told her i had something. embarrased and ashamed but after 74 girls no STD's
74 girls????!!!!! damn