Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
My dad had an uncomfortable sex talk with me back when I was 16 years old. He struggled through it so badly that he finally came out and just said, "Never deck'r with an unwrapped pecker."

I never knew something like that could leave my dad's mouth.
my dad just kinda starred and an akward breath then he said the most incredible thing...nothing and walked out. It had to be a sex talk since my brother had just broken the news he believed his long time g/f was pregnant. I am so thankful I never got an akward sex talk.