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    Cool What would u do/say if ur woman said...

    "I will do what ever you want, when ever you want, how ever you want it, anyway u want it"

    she said this.. and i paused and i go

    - oh oh oh will u please make me some lasagna!

    she says "I MEANT SEXUALLY!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    man lasagna sounds good

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    Dude when did you get a woman??

    I thought that you were still single after your Rohnda debacle....

    P.S. I would tell her cook some lasagna and while I eat it F#CK your self in the ass with a foot long cucumber....

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    tell her to lick ur nipples it tickles like hell

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    lol this reminds me of the joke from that movie Good will hunting.

    Where an old couple are sitting there and the old woman says "I love you so much and we've been together for so long... i will do anything you want"

    so the old man says to give him head

    then they finish and he is totally satisfied by the experience and says " i love you too is there anything i can do for you"

    then minnie driver takes a drink of her coke and with a full mouth says "give us a kiss"

    lol it's halarious movie moment.

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    tell her to make the lasagna NAKED while you have her bent over the counter and.............

    Then ask for a threesome with another of her sexy friends

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    lol this reminds me of the joke from that movie Good will hunting.

    Where an old couple are sitting there and the old woman says "I love you so much and we've been together for so long... i will do anything you want"

    so the old man says to give him head

    then they finish and he is totally satisfied by the experience and says " i love you too is there anything i can do for you"

    then minnie driver takes a drink of her coke and with a full mouth says "give us a kiss"

    lol it's halarious movie moment.
    and you're the one that said will ferrell isnt funny. Now I see why





    Tai that was funny as hell. I told that to my roommate and he bursted out lau***n

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    hey tai, sorry bout kinda bitchin at ya yesterday. since then i have really started paying attention to some of the ridiculous questions som of these guys are askin. I can easily see how you could get tired of that shit. I think alot of these guys are just lookin for the quick fix. Probably the worst right now cuz you got all these part time, weekend warriors tryin to get shredded before spring break. anyway, i feel ya bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    and you're the one that said will ferrell isnt funny. Now I see why





    Tai that was funny as hell. I told that to my roommate and he bursted out lau***n
    LOL, Will Ferril is is out of control !!!!!

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    thai dats funny as hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    "I will do what ever you want, when ever you want, how ever you want it, anyway u want it"

    she said this.. and i paused and i go

    - oh oh oh will u please make me some lasagna!

    she says "I MEANT SEXUALLY!"

    Id say shes a lyin bitch.

    Then Id **** her in the ass

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    I would try to fit another chick in their

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY
    hey tai, sorry bout kinda bitchin at ya yesterday. since then i have really started paying attention to some of the ridiculous questions som of these guys are askin. I can easily see how you could get tired of that shit. I think alot of these guys are just lookin for the quick fix. Probably the worst right now cuz you got all these part time, weekend warriors tryin to get shredded before spring break. anyway, i feel ya bro.
    lol outta context for this thread but its all good.

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    **** her and friends at the same sounds good to me......

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    "I will do what ever you want, when ever you want, how ever you want it, anyway u want it"

    she said this.. and i paused and i go

    - oh oh oh will u please make me some lasagna!

    she says "I MEANT SEXUALLY!"

    Typical FAT TITS !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    Typical FAT TITS !!!
    she makes awsome lasagna

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    she makes awsome lasagna

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    she makes awsome lasagna
    rofl

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