"I will do what ever you want, when ever you want, how ever you want it, anyway u want it"
she said this.. and i paused and i go
- oh oh oh will u please make me some lasagna!
she says "I MEANT SEXUALLY!"
"I will do what ever you want, when ever you want, how ever you want it, anyway u want it"
she said this.. and i paused and i go
- oh oh oh will u please make me some lasagna!
she says "I MEANT SEXUALLY!"
man lasagna sounds goodOriginally Posted by Benches505
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for a blow job... and no hands please
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Dude when did you get a woman??
I thought that you were still single after your Rohnda debacle....
P.S. I would tell her cook some lasagna and while I eat it F#CK your self in the ass with a foot long cucumber....![]()
tell her to lick ur nipples it tickles like hell
lol this reminds me of the joke from that movie Good will hunting.
Where an old couple are sitting there and the old woman says "I love you so much and we've been together for so long... i will do anything you want"
so the old man says to give him head
then they finish and he is totally satisfied by the experience and says " i love you too is there anything i can do for you"
then minnie driver takes a drink of her coke and with a full mouth says "give us a kiss"
lol it's halarious movie moment.
tell her to make the lasagna NAKED while you have her bent over the counter and.............
Then ask for a threesome with another of her sexy friends
and you're the one that said will ferrell isnt funny. Now I see whyOriginally Posted by zimmy
Tai that was funny as hell. I told that to my roommate and he bursted out lau***n
hey tai, sorry bout kinda bitchin at ya yesterday. since then i have really started paying attention to some of the ridiculous questions som of these guys are askin. I can easily see how you could get tired of that shit. I think alot of these guys are just lookin for the quick fix. Probably the worst right now cuz you got all these part time, weekend warriors tryin to get shredded before spring break. anyway, i feel ya bro.
LOL, Will Ferril is is out of control !!!!!Originally Posted by chest6
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thai dats funny as hell.
Originally Posted by taiboxa
Id say shes a lyin bitch.
Then Id **** her in the ass![]()
I would try to fit another chick in their
lol outta context for this thread but its all good.Originally Posted by Dobie-BOY
**** her and friends at the same sounds good to me......
Originally Posted by taiboxa
Typical FAT TITS !!!
she makes awsome lasagnaOriginally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
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roflOriginally Posted by taiboxa
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