Bouncers: What do you carry?

[stacked566]

Eh, nothing too crazy happens in the college bars I bounce at. It's just me and my fratnernity brother, both ex fb players, although he does MMA now. I'm 5'9 215 and hes 5'11 200, so we're not comical sized, but easily the biggest guys in the bar at this particular school, except for some of the other football players that come in. But they don't usually start anything. It's the townies that are the worst. We both just have flashlights and are mic'ed up on the weekends.

[lex57]

does anyone carry a bottle of "rear naked choke" by any chance?