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  1. 04-06-2007, 06:00 AM #1
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    Exclamation WE have a GATOR loose in our CITY!!

    ok we do really have a 2ft alligator in a pond in our city ROFL.. it tried to eat some ladies puppy but she was able to save it from the massive monstrous 2foot caiman alligator! ROFL even though its tale makes up 1ft of its body!
    anyways this stimmed a neat newsletter published and heres wat it said!


    Tulsa Sertoma Club August 2006 Newsletter
    Volume 4, Issue 2

    Alligator Warning

    The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, golfers and tourists in general to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their shoes or clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

    It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should learn to recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
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    im surprised you have not caught and ate it yet????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booz
    im surprised you have not caught and ate it yet????
    too small!
    gotta let him get a lil more meat on his bones and eat a few more puppies!
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    Yo tai you should go and try to catch it, you would be the hero of your city.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    Yo tai you should go and try to catch it, you would be the hero of your city.

    Ninja catches alligator.....Film at 11
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMAN12B
    Ninja catches alligator.....Film at 11
    He would be MORE famous than he already is.
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    take the camera, go catch it, and send your tap[e to jackass LOL
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    Oh shit Tai! Can you sleep at night, knowing that monster is on the loose??
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    This just in........

    300lb man found wrestling with 2 foot alligator.......

    alligator take bit out of 300lb man.......

    man eats alligator and makes belt out of whats left.......


    New warning

    All alligators beware!!!
    300lb man on the loose while on a cutting diet....hears alligator is low in fat high in protein....
    No alligator is safe........ If you see this 300lb man, run don't walk to your nearest pond, lake, or river as this 300lb man can not swim.............
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    This is just routine news in FL, go gators go!!!
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    2 foot gator ?.... don't be such a pussy .... you should see some of the monsters we got down here
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    lol ppl are such pussies and so paranoid.

    Watch out for the 10 pound alligator!
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    why not put it in your fish tank?
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    2 foot gator ?.... don't be such a pussy .... you should see some of the monsters we got down here
    Yeah they eat people right? They find legs and arms in some of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    why not put it in your fish tank?
    my fish would eat it.

    is what i got but he is close to 3ft long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    ok we do really have a 2ft alligator in a pond in our city ROFL
    Time to go noodling for that sucker!
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa


    Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
    OMFG LMAO!!!! Who the hell would try to pepper spray an alligator? I would run for my life.. like lets see how mad we can make a baby godzilla.. great idea!!
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  18. 04-07-2007, 12:12 AM #18
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    baby godzilla LOL

    whats the worst id do? Nibble on your foot?
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