Human testicle worth 70,000?

**dedic8ed1** · 07-25-2007, 07:44 PM

A friend of mine just had a vesectimee and his doctor said that a healthy testicle is worth 70,000.If this is true I'm gonna do it,fuk it I got 1 kid and that's enough for me.Anyone with info on this subject please post.

**QuieTSToRM33** · 07-25-2007, 07:45 PM

I'll def give up a nut for 70 g's

**auslifta** · 07-25-2007, 07:45 PM

who wants a second hand testie? hhmmm that new GTR is coming out next year............

**Lexed** · 07-25-2007, 07:50 PM

wtf do they do with it

**PEWN** · 07-25-2007, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by auslifta

who wants a second hand testie? hhmmm that new GTR is coming out next year............

nicely put.... i only need one.....

**Renesis** · 07-25-2007, 07:55 PM

Isn't a kidney like 200gs???

**dedic8ed1** · 07-25-2007, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by Lexed

wtf do they do with it

Well that was my first question and he told me that people that can't have children purchase one and go thru the I guess the installation procedure.

**Hoggage_54** · 07-25-2007, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by dedic8ed1

Well that was my first question and he told me that people that can't have children purchase one and go thru the I guess the installation procedure.

Imagine someone busting your nut 2000 kilometers away

**auslifta** · 07-25-2007, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Renesis

Isn't a kidney like 200gs???

ill do them a deal, kidney and ill throw in a testie all for 250, this offer wont last.

**Renesis** · 07-25-2007, 08:04 PM

LOL!! Dude I want to sell my body parts now -.-

**dedic8ed1** · 07-25-2007, 08:05 PM

Just think what you can do with 70,000,a down payment on a house 20 year investment,the possibilities are endless.I'm in man sign me up yesterday.

**tadpoleboyy** · 07-25-2007, 08:07 PM

screw roids, give me a third nut

**305GUY** · 07-25-2007, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33

I'll def give up a nut for 70 g's

**** YEAH!.. that would get me out of debt and hopefully get me to own my first home.. besides my girl would love me if i had one nut... (well i hope..lol)

**dedic8ed1** · 07-25-2007, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by tadpoleboyy

screw roids, give me a third nut

Alright then you got 70,000

**Big** · 07-25-2007, 08:27 PM

{used car salesman voice}
...what would it take to put my testicle in you today?

**juiceball88** · 07-25-2007, 08:29 PM

Here is the ad:
FOR SALE

I testicle slightly used. shrunken slightly from years of steriod abuse.MSRP$70,000. willing to let go for $30,000.leave message. juiceball

**hocoathlete** · 07-25-2007, 08:30 PM

ofcourse you could sell a kidney, and a testie,

then with that money invest a shit load and get even more money.

soon after you invest youll have like millions.

then buy back a kidney and a testie.

**dedic8ed1** · 07-25-2007, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by ImaGetBigger

{used car salesman voice}
...what would it take to put my testicle in you today?

I love it

**StoneGRMI** · 07-25-2007, 08:36 PM

With todays economy I'll wait until the price gets higher before selling. Always remember; buy low, sell high.

**Renesis** · 07-25-2007, 08:41 PM

What other way do you suggest getting 70k within a few hours -.-

**auslifta** · 07-25-2007, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Renesis

What other way do you suggest getting 70k within a few hours -.-

CFD's

**thetank** · 07-25-2007, 08:53 PM

70 grand? thats enough for me to live with one ball. hell ide do it for 10

**hocoathlete** · 07-25-2007, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by thetank

70 grand? thats enough for me to live with one ball. hell ide do it for 10

nah, 70 sounds better.

**dedic8ed1** · 07-25-2007, 09:07 PM

Can't find anything online for it,nothing concrete anyway.I guess I'll speak to the sergeon who did my friends procedure.And then I'm cream.

**Big** · 07-25-2007, 09:13 PM

nah, just list it on eBay and make them bid for it.

**auslifta** · 07-25-2007, 09:14 PM

cant sell body parts on ebay, but the russians might be able to help you

**QuieTSToRM33** · 07-25-2007, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by 305GUY

**** YEAH!.. that would get me out of debt and hopefully get me to own my first home.. besides my girl would love me if i had one nut... (well i hope..lol)

Exactly what I'm thinking !

**x_moe** · 07-25-2007, 09:18 PM

aint nobody taking my balls away from me

**dedic8ed1** · 07-25-2007, 09:19 PM

Am I crazy to consider this,nope just broke.

**Coop77** · 07-25-2007, 09:42 PM

So who pays $70k for a nut? What do they do with it? I've never heard of a testicle transplant.

**batlin** · 07-25-2007, 09:55 PM

I know dogs can get a prosthetic testical put in when you neuter them ( i looked into it for my dog) so id say, I'll sell one for 70K get a 10cent marble, throw it in there and nobody will know!!!

**proud13** · 07-25-2007, 09:57 PM

I'd give up a nut and kidney for 150G's. Live healthy as hell, buy some serious supplements, train 24/7, retire and invest like a mofo in high beta stocks for huge short term capital gain and become a millionaire...move to another country immediately (i.e. Switzerland or some other tax free haven), travel the world then buy a healthier set of balls and a new kidney. Damn!!! Where the hell can I sign up for this ASAP?!

This should be legal. Sick people get healthy, poor people get wealthy. Capitalism at it's finest!

**therecanonlybe1** · 07-26-2007, 01:42 AM

70 g's...shit i'd sell mine for 100 bucks being all used and beat up..

**LawMan018** · 07-26-2007, 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by dedic8ed1

A friend of mine just had a vesectimee and his doctor said that a healthy testicle is worth 70,000.If this is true I'm gonna do it,fuk it I got 1 kid and that's enough for me.Anyone with info on this subject please post.

Thank god I was born with 17 of em'

**K.Biz** · 07-26-2007, 04:26 AM

is this for real? Because Im thinking about it...

**Bruce000** · 07-26-2007, 06:15 AM

Originally Posted by dedic8ed1

Well that was my first question and he told me that people that can't have children purchase one and go thru the I guess the installation procedure.

You guys mustn't joke if I had the money I would pay for them! For infirtile couples we would almost do anything to have kids

**Receiver84** · 07-26-2007, 06:23 AM

That's it. With all of this interest I am going to start a new testicle brokerage firm. I'll broker the distribution of your nuts for a small, say, $5,000 fee. I'm now taking clients.

**Bruce000** · 07-26-2007, 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by Receiver84

That's it. With all of this interest I am going to start a new testicle brokerage firm. I'll broker the distribution of your nuts for a small, say, $5,000 fee. I'm now taking clients.

Ya you can call it "Nuts and Bolts Brokerage firm" With a caption saying "We ar nuts about your Nuts"

RA · 07-26-2007, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by x_moe

aint nobody taking my balls away from me

Same here...I dont care how much they offer.

**batlin** · 07-26-2007, 08:51 AM

Here is a question...

you sell your Nut...
the guy buys it, makes a new bouncing baby boy

is that boy yours? ie: will it look like you or will it look like him?

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