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    can honestly say ive never done any of them,lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    Your such a tease Roid, you big bitch you...

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    lol....

    i gave lexeds mom a tony danza..

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    I would never want a girl to suck my dick when im taking a shit. My gas's are extremly toxic she could get radation posionig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bpm1
    can honestly say ive never done any of them,lol

    i call bull shit on that ... lol..

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    ya poon I know my mom is such a slut

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    wat does alt + f4 do BTW lex, im too scared to try it myself,lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack

    you two get a room..

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    bpm1 try it ..

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    opens a new link

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    Hot Pocket 113 up, 37 down

    The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    I was sleeping with Roid's sister one night and just as i was about to Flech her i got hot Karled.....it was sweet....

    Sorry I surprised you with it though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    opens a new link
    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    bpm1 try it ..
    u guys think im dumb eh, well call me sm from now on, and NO im not doing it!

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    lol... sm ...

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    dont try it Bp, i fell for it....i lost three days of my life to that trick...

    What is a tony Danza...

    I had a room but he never showed up, i have my glass table ready and everything....*tear tear*

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    oh snaps new avy

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    Dont know what your missing bro.

    Quote Originally Posted by bpm1
    can honestly say ive never done any of them,lol

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    Tony Danza 1329 up, 248 down

    When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

    Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's girlfriend last week when I gave her a Tony Danza.

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    whos the boss...

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    Rofl

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    Thats the next one Im going to try..

    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    Tony Danza 1329 up, 248 down

    When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

    Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's girlfriend last week when I gave her a Tony Danza.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Dont know what your missing bro.
    other than gas and poop i really dont feel im missing anything ,lol

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    sweet let me know how that goes..

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    lol, I avoid farts and shit but other then that..

    Quote Originally Posted by bpm1
    other than gas and poop i really dont feel im missing anything ,lol

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    merc chime in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    sweet let me know how that goes..

    Im sure she will go a few days without talking to me...again.

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    lol... but it will be worth it .... i still want to try it ..

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    wow did this blow up or wht ... lol ... look at every one ..

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    Poon, whats with the numbers after tony danza....

    silent treatment is worth every minute for a chance at something like that....

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    time for some winny, can i inject that in my ass?

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    danny glover 260 up, 64 down

    Danny Glover- n.
    To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.

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    looks like everyone is in here takin notes on what to try this weekend....

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    you should all be ashamed of yourselfs

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    Poon, whats with the numbers after tony danza....

    silent treatment is worth every minute for a chance at something like that....

    Agreed. TONY DANZA! AHAHAAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    Poon, whats with the numbers after tony danza....

    silent treatment is worth every minute for a chance at something like that....

    i have no clue webby

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    I would only do that with a one nighter...

    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    danny glover 260 up, 64 down

    Danny Glover- n.
    To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.

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    best one ever....


    angry dragon 2109 up, 275 down

    Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

    I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

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    Strawberry Shortcake 1484 up, 303 down

    The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

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