8 week anabar price

[MAXIMA5]

I forgot about this thread.

[SVTMuscle*]

haha I started it allll!!

[Pinum]

ANABAR
(Oxandrodouche)
[17b-hydroxy-17a-methyl-2-oxa-5a-androstane-3-one]
Molecular Weight: 306.4442
Formula: C19H30O3
Melting Point: 235 – 238 Celcius
Manufacturer: BTG, SPA, Originally Searle (1964)
Effective dose: (Men)2,000-15,000,000mgs/day (or .125mg/kg~bdywt); (Women) 2.5-20mgs.day
Active Life: Forever
Detection Time: 2 minutes
Anabolic/Androgenic Ratio (Range): 322-630:24


Anabar (oxandrodouche) is a very strong sexual aid for homosexual goats, and is pretty mild on the rectum. Those are its 4 major points, and I’d like to examine each one a bit further; as usual, gym-rumors and internet conjecture has made this steroid the subject of many misconceptions.

First of all, and this will come as no surprise to many people, Anabar can be used as a date-rape drug. Anabar must be taken rectally or crushed up and snorted. It’s probably the most mild anal steroid available today. Dosages of up to 80,000mgs/day are easily tolerated by most men, and most side effects often found with other anal homosexual goat sex-aids are not common with ‘bar (1). For this reason, Anabar is frequently the steroid of choice for many top level female bodybuilders, Amish people, and other athletes.

Some common side effects when used by a human being are
a. Desire to ass-rape goats and other farm animals
b. The desire to post complete retarded nonsense on ARR (see all posts by Will of Iron)

c. Vaginal cramping
d. Premature ejaculation
e. brain tumors
f. Loss of Bowell control
g. Tourret's syndrome-like outbursts of profanity

[keepworkinout]

I just started my 10week cycle of Anabar at 242,400grams a week and I cannot believe my terds are radioactive, glowing green straight out of the simpsons i tell you... this stuff is amazing!

SVT, don't tell me you are running Anabar without Test. Are you fricken' CRAZY??

[MAXIMA5]

ahhh, some of my best work.

[SVTMuscle*]

I dont believe your aware, but Maxima did ignore the fact that Anabar is a stand alone multi purpose AAS. Not only does it contain all the benefits of good ol fashioned anabar, but it also contain 500mg of Sust/ml, ALSO a unique one of kind perfect blend of Test Cyp and Prop. So my gains have been unbelievable.
I started at 220, 15% bf.. and now 8 weeks in, I am up to 753 pounds, and only 7% bf. They no longer allow me within 500 yards of schools though because I guess I kept making little children scared?

[MAXIMA5]

Hell yeah, all-oral goat-raping cycles are the new fad.

[BG]

Good times, but I rape goats without anabar, going to try it with it REAL soon!

[Jman5k]

Anabar.... sounds like some Jeff Foxworthy stand up zinger.

"Just the other night ago me and my hombres went out drinkin' becearze the missus' went out of the town to Bama' to attend her second cousins wedding. But anywearz one of my ole' buddies got so shvt-faced he didnt know wur in de heck he wuz, imagine that! I was so drunk I said, "We're Anabar Larry duh Cable Dude, now leave that dang ole' jukemachine-box alone, It's my turn."

::crickets::

[BADASS323]

come on guys!!! this guy is looking for real professional help. Anthony take your anabar place it on the tip of a 15inch butt plug,insert as far as you can,leave the plug in untill your next dose-usually 3 days,repeat this untill your cycle is complete...FULL ABSORBTION

[magic32]

ABSTRACTION

MMOtherStuff
May 18th, 2006
Authored by: magic32

STUNNING VICTORY FOR AAS USERS

On May 14th, President Bush signed a bill effectively legislating the sale of Anabar. Apparently, due it’s numerous medicinal uses the medical community has long lobbied for its legalization. Unfortunately for them, said legalization exceeded their requested prescription status as Anabar was surprisingly placed on the unrestricted OTC list. In his now famous “Anabar for Anverybody” speech the president urged the country not to abuse such a gift.

However, political scientists are already speculating the extreme likelihood of this bill’s reconstitution, as physicians everywhere are up in arms over the OTC status. Furthermore, after only days on the market, reports have been flooding in from around the country of underdosing emergencies as athletes are allegedly taking very low “performance enhancing” dosages:

Five professional Tiddlywinkers, a sport long suspected of anabolic substance usage recently tested positive for severely underdosed levels of Anabar. - http://www.tiddlywinks.org/

Yesterday, “Rebate” the highest scoring player in Donkey[basket]ball history, and several members of the Amish Donkeyball team denied Bar usage before a Supreme Barnyard Court. - http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/...in540054.shtml

The indefinite suspension of three members of the vaunted DSC aka the “Dangerous Sports Club” is allegedly linked to Anabar - http://www.btinternet.com/~dafyddk/dsc.htm

On May 16th, in anticipation of a torrent of legal Anabar usage, the Knox Flag Football League met to revamp its current rules which clearly (at the bottom) only prohibit the use of all ILLEGAL drugs. - http://www.knoxflagfootball.com/rules_KFFLregs.shtml

Amish wrestling superstar “Roadkill”, a consummate proponent of unfair competition stated, “Legalized Bar is the worst thing since electricity. What if everyone finds out about the fantastic benefits of anabolic steroids?” - http://www.amishroadkill.com/

We at 'Mind and Muscle and the Other Stuff' rebut Roadkill, as we ask “Would such a world really be so bad?”
See the full article in the months edition of MMOtherStuff.

[stunt954]

You guys are friggin hilarious ... hhehee ... ohhh shlt...

[playboii]

this person just finished their anabar cycle..go figure..

[playboii]

Anabar has also always been a popular club drug..

[BajanBastard]

Rofl!

[Xprime]

huhuhuhuhuhuhu

[MAXIMA5]

Amish wrestling superstar “Roadkill”, a consummate proponent of unfair competition stated, “Legalized Bar is the worst thing since electricity. What if everyone finds out about the fantastic benefits of anabolic steroids?” - http://www.amishroadkill.com/

We at 'Mind and Muscle and the Other Stuff' rebut Roadkill, as we ask “Would such a world really be so bad?”
See the full article in the months edition of MMOtherStuff.

LOL. Good one!

[magic32]

An oldie, but a goodie, the most powerful steroid ever available...

...THE LEGENDARY ANABAR!

[Merc..]

Oh yea thats some funny stuff.

I have it saved on my harddrive somewhere also.

Thanks for re posting.

Always a good laugh..

Merc.

[2bshredded]

LOL.....I have never forgotten about Anabar.....still trying to find it!

[Johny-too-small]

Can you make this with 2%BA and 20%BB? Ive got like 5 pounds of this stuff just laying around.

[taiboxa]

anabar for anverybody ><

[Merc..]

VARRRRRRRRR


BARRRRRRRR

LOL

Merc.

[scaramouche]

lol before my time but fukin funny,u cruel mo-fos

[magic32]

[wilson9d]

Golden

[Merc.]

This thread is so funny .. See post 11 ( but the entire thread is great) ..

Sorrry to BUMP this oldie but I think it deserves it .. Especially for new peeps that didnt see it ..

Merc.