they all dumb as hell but god.. i'd tear em all up in the sac ><
they all dumb as hell but god.. i'd tear em all up in the sac ><
oh helz ya...i mean seriously....who needs to hold a conversation???
well you cant be that pretty and be smart.
nope not possible...you get one or the other...Originally Posted by Lexed
ya its the law of the universe
Why not? I am... :POriginally Posted by Lexed
I'd rather shag her than Stephen Hawkins!!!
come on script...we all know youre hung like a grass hopper...Originally Posted by scriptfactory
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ahem.. field mouse.Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby
woops my bad...shit a field mouse would ne nice...
COLUMBIA, S.C. - This time, the question was a little easier for Miss Teen South Carolina. After being stumped by a Miss Teen USA pageant question on live television Friday night, Lauren Caitlin Upton's confused, mangled response has been drawing a lot of attention.
The 18-year-old got a chance to redeem herself Tuesday on NBC's "Today" show when she was again asked why one-fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map.
"I would love to re-answer that question," Upton said. "Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don't know anyone else who doesn't. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography."
That was much better than her previous response, which included "U.S. Americans" and mentions of South Africa and "the Iraq."
A YouTube video of Upton has drawn a couple million hits and thousands of comments, many of them with harsh remarks for the Lexington High School graduate who plans to attend Appalachian State University in Boone, N.C.
Upton was taking her flubbed answer — and the attention — in stride.
"Everything did come at me at once. I was overwhelmed and I made a mistake. Everybody makes a mistake. I'm human," she said Tuesday. "I seriously think I only heard about one or two words of the actual question."
Upton's former principal Creig Tyler remembered her as a well-rounded student.
"She took college-prep and honors courses and performed well," Tyler told The (Columbia) State newspaper.
Miss Teen Colorado Hilary Carol Cruz won the crown. Upton was third runner-up.
lmao...Originally Posted by kfrost06
Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby
It is! The girls go crazy for it 'cause it's so cute.
It would be shallow to judge a girl on just her brains
Hot and dumb beats the hell out of Fat and smart
goddamn that was painful..
Originally Posted by Lexed
*Waiting for a PM with photo.*Originally Posted by scriptfactory
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Originally Posted by kfrost06
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
You know all the pretty ones are teases...
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I'd hit it over and over again.
Can we get a pic for us losers that can't get dsl yetAny day now they will get it installed finally
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I wish I was one of her High School Teachers, I have a good idea how she passed her college prep courses...
Here is the genius.Originally Posted by goodcents
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thatz my future wife.![]()
lmao...Originally Posted by scriptfactory
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Stripper? Prositute??Originally Posted by scriptfactory
Nah.
Trophy Wife!![]()
I just want to lick her teeth![]()
and i her butt...
man.. as hot as she is i dont think i could last 3 months w/ her... i mean IM RETARDED but fvck!.. she would give me a stroke.
remember she had tons of time for people to tell her wat she should have said, i still think she dumbOriginally Posted by kfrost06
Lord, i'd damage her she is so young and tender.![]()
***No source checks!!!***
She's 18. She's legal. I would not have posted her if she wasn't.Originally Posted by muriloninja
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eh either way.17-24 down here in fla.!![]()
I really wonder about how many guys have been lucky enough to take it to tuna town on her....
Here in texas, 17Originally Posted by Carlos_E
god i love it here!
very nice high five!
As hott as she is there is someone somewhere who is tired of her shit(I read that here somewhere
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that dam slogan is on a huge poster of some hottie i saw like 6yrs agoOriginally Posted by goodcents
Reminds me of what Al Bundy said:
hooters hooters
yum yum yum
hooters hooters
on a girl thats dumb....
lol, I like her.
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