Post your best pick up line!!!!!!

[NotSmall]

girls use to tell me im conseeded, id say im not coseeded im convinced
ive got a tatto on my wrist that says its only 9" to heaven

conceited?

[WEBB]

there is a fine line between confidence and being conceited....usually "can i buy you a drink works", easy way to start a conversation, then all the hard work is usually pretty much done from there....now i am not saying you needf to have aline but you do need to be able to carry a conversation...this whole thing of "i just walkin and they come to me cause i am hot" and shit is total crap....sorry but i dont buy that you walk into a room and they come a running...

And yes Tai that is a jeep in her avie and no she doenst want to jump your bones....sorry man...HAHHAHAHAH

[Bruce000]

My favourite one is when you call a girl over by using your index finger in a gesture to come over to you. When she gets there you say"if my finger could make you come like this, just think what my body can do"

[crazyhorse666]

how much do you think I weigh? just enough to break the ice!!!

[stocky121]

nice tits fancy a ****

[WEBB]

i may not be Fred Flintstone, but i can make your Bedrock.....

[MrTAME]

My favourite one is when you call a girl over by using your index finger in a gesture to come over to you. When she gets there you say"if my finger could make you come like this, just think what my body can do"

HAH AHA HA...sometimes I call gals over using the index...it works great when you know she is checking you out and she gives you the look... you know that damn sexy look...oh I love it ( totally have to call her over like that after the glances and the sexy looks have been exchanged...doesn't work off the bat, lol). I never thought about using that line though...HAHA..its great... I am actually gonna use it one day its either going to make her laugh, get me slapped, or just have her give me the deer in the headlights look...lol..too funny.

[MrTAME]

You forgot to mention the fact you're waving a gun.

LoL...yupp I guess that works too.

[gixxerboy1]

there is a fine line between confidence and being conceited....usually "can i buy you a drink works", easy way to start a conversation, then all the hard work is usually pretty much done from there....now i am not saying you needf to have aline but you do need to be able to carry a conversation...this whole thing of "i just walkin and they come to me cause i am hot" and shit is total crap....sorry but i dont buy that you walk into a room and they come a running...

And yes Tai that is a jeep in her avie and no she doenst want to jump your bones....sorry man...HAHHAHAHAH

Also it works if a girl is at a bar trying to get a drink. Get next to her and try and to get bartenders attention. When you tell the bartender what you want turn to her and ask her what she wanted.

[Sir Lifts-a-lot]

expat what pick up lines worked on u?

From what I hear all of them do!!!

[godkilla]

"get in the van!"

[Juggernaut]

It puts the lotion on it's skin.

[Kratos]

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!'

[Expat]

From what I hear all of them do!!!

yeah sure, not you baby....

[bpm1]

i didnt believe in lines, they just dont work with my personality, im too straight forward, i always said "how r u doing, my name is................" ionno i never had any probs. i always thought the girls hated the lines, sounds like i was wrong, i still wouldnt use em though like i said its not me.

[taiboxa]

yeah sure, not you baby....

.. did.. your VEHICLE.... just move?!

[Expat]

.. did.. your VEHICLE.... just move?!

huh

[Expat]

.. did.. your VEHICLE.... just move?!

Did you take your medication today

[taiboxa]

Did you take your medication today

nope

but da jeap .. da jeap.. IT MOVEDED!

.. wasnt it in the desert?

[WEBB]

no Tia....get back on your meds dood...the jeep hasnt moved at all....

[taiboxa]

no Tia....get back on your meds dood...the jeep hasnt moved at all....

but but but but... its GOT WHEELS!

[Expat]

but but but but... its GOT WHEELS!

I want some of what ur takin

[taiboxa]

I want some of what ur takin

LOL im not takin ANYTHING, there in lies the problem ><
i absolutly hate adderall.

[WEBB]

its got wheel but its just a picture....realx and take your pills, the jeep will be back to normal soon dood....

Expat, you dont want none of that shit...trust me...

[taiboxa]

lol..
ohh...

[Prada]

no Tia....get back on your meds dood...the jeep hasnt moved at all....

[DontPlayByTheRules]

The stare and confidence thing is so true. I just like to sit back, smoke on a cigar and watch. If I see someone that I am interested in,I just stare and look confident. I have picked up many straight women by doing just that.

[taiboxa]

The stare and confidence thing is so true. I just like to sit back, smoke on a cigar and watch. If I see someone that I am interested in,I just stare and look confident. I have picked up many straight women by doing just that.

the stare of confidence usually gets a restraining order put on me ><

[Dizz28]

the stare of confidence usually gets a restraining order put on me ><

effin' creepy old man

[Stabone]

I've been using the "let's not turn this rape into a murder" line. Got to tell you....it doesn't work to well. My buddies think it is funny as shit but wrong. The girls think it is absolutely disgusting. I think the cops MAY be looking for me?

[taiboxa]

effin' creepy old man

iM not OLD! ><

[DontPlayByTheRules]

the stare of confidence usually gets a restraining order put on me ><

It's all in the reaction of the woman. If she likes what she sees then you'll know. If not then........NEXT

[Tock]

I saw a guy on a morning TV show talk about research his group did on this very question. It seems that the single most successful pickup line was the question,
"If you could be any topping on a pizza, which pizza topping would you be?"

I forget what the guy said the reason for its success was; I was half-asleep when the TV was on. It had something to do with the novelty of the question, and it's innocuous, and it gives the girl a chance to talk about herself in a non-threatening manner.

[Bojangles69]

"Hey! Didn't we go to different high schools together?"
or
"Do you live around here often?"

You have to say them with a dead serious tone. Women LOVE being confused outta their fvcking minds. Plus rather than being swatted away with thier pocketbooks they're actually forced to engage with you outta confusion.

They're like chick scramblers, anything confusing to a women is like crack for them.

[taiboxa]

"Hey! Didn't we go to different high schools together?"
or
"Do you live around here often?"

You have to say them with a dead serious tone. Women LOVE being confused outta their fvcking minds. Plus rather than being swatted away with thier pocketbooks they're actually forced to engage with you outta confusion.

They're like chick scramblers, anything confusing to a women is like crack for them.

i dont get it.. i get confused looks all the time when i talk to women.. how come they dont jump my bones?

[Bojangles69]

i dont get it.. i get confused looks all the time when i talk to women.. how come they dont jump my bones?

Theres a very fine line between confusing a girl and weirding them out.

And if your naturally a confusing person it may actually be confusing to them if you try to be normal.. get it?

[taiboxa]

Theres a very fine line between confusing a girl and weirding them out.

And if your naturally a confusing person it may actually be confusing to them if you try to be normal.. get it?

try.. to.. act normal.. got it.

[Bojangles69]

try.. to.. act normal.. got it.

Well.. yeh. But no.

[taiboxa]

TRY.. to act normal.. but DONT.. got it.

[Bojangles69]

TRY.. to act normal.. but DONT.. got it.

No. BE normal but don't act normal.








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