merc tell us a story
merc tell us a story
merc tell us a story
good news, I found my bottle opener, so I don't have to use surgical insturments anymore.
im happy for you kratos. i wouldnt mind a beer right now
i did a 6k on my rowing machine before drinking a few beers, so I think it balances out
the scale is tipping in your favor
So anyway, I'm dating this cute little preppy chick that is totally into me and thinks I am the smartest man alive. What do you do when she plays games with phone calls? For example doesn't return your phone calls, or you call her and she doesn't pick up. In other words I think she is trying to tame me by having converstoins on her terms. It has become at bit of a distance relatoinship recently.
text messaging.
did you can the other chunky girl that stocked your fridge with beer?
I send the most awsome, funny text messages. Lately I have been getting 1 word responses. But then, she calls me and we will talk like an hour and a half like everything is cool. I was just wondering if this is some kind of game to begin the castration process.Originally Posted by Amorphic
I was kinda two timeing for a bit. Chunker is out. Have been seeing this one for about a month and it has been good.Originally Posted by Amorphic
i think you might be right. time to assert yourself as the alpha male
Originally Posted by Kratos
you dog
This one stocks my fridge too. We did the no pants dance for the first time on saturday.
you know how to pick em
honestly, i don't pick them, they pick me. I'm not too good at picking up women. Usually it is someone that knows me somehow. She texted me and asked me to go out for cocktails with her. Later, say about 4th date she told me I was a wicked crush of hers. I asked recently if I lived up to the crush, apparently now I am more than a crush, and I have.
the way to my heart is through feeding me booz though
any thoughts on the removal of my balls via phone?
sounds like she might be trying to shedule you, you might be reading too deep into things though, unless i'm still a rookie and have yet to experience those types of things
back in a few mins.
I may be reading too much into this case, but I'm always on the lookout for games. Women play games, oh yes they do.
yes ive been through my fare share. drama free now though, wooot![]()
2am, that's my quota for tv and internet. Later morphius
cya dude
Amorphic out.
Morning all
mourning whores...
Originally Posted by Kratos
hehehhe
lol...
Merc.
mourning Hores
sup boys
Afternoon whores
whatsup
turbo iced coffee, i'm turbo
i am socrates
my little brother thought he was jesus for awhile
he also had the ability to levitate. he takes medication now.
If he truely thought he was jesus, does that make it true?
He also thought he murdered me, and he told the police so and they arrested him. Yet I still live.
So you guys are the new batch of whores?
Ill give you guys 3 months before one of you guys get banned. =D
I think I will last longer than 3 months
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