hey rana, your frog doesnt look very healthy
hey rana, your frog doesnt look very healthy
Originally Posted by pewntang
Just this part when I was porking your old lady
hmm.... intresting.... yours was sleeping so she didnt move much...
Sup Roid, that is actually a Superforg, a rare badass frog that only lives in the USOriginally Posted by roidattack
Originally Posted by pewntang
She never does![]()
lol... sorry to hear that ...
Hows it taste?
Originally Posted by rana173
well maybe if she actually felt you in her.... ?
it taste just like a 80 year old womens vag...... ( depends )
Im married so its ok. After you say "I do" your just waiting for death.
Originally Posted by pewntang
finger licking goodOriginally Posted by roidattack
Originally Posted by roidattack
or your next cycle .........
I cant help having a baby dick.![]()
Originally Posted by pewntang
You ever taste an 80 year old womans vag?Originally Posted by pewntang
newsflash I was away from my phone and she sent me "Do U want me to send an evelope for my dvd's?"
Then another text message 10min later
????
Then another text message 10 min later "stop being immature, Do U want me to send you an evelope or will you send them on your own?'
twice...... then lexes grandma passed away....
Wow, shes like a fuxin bill collector...pushy bish
Originally Posted by Kratos
Originally Posted by Kratos
send her the f ing dvds.... and never talk to her again.....
WOW, thems fighting words!Originally Posted by pewntang
Originally Posted by roidattack
lol..... my avi has you saying that .. sweet...
Yeah, like hep c Im stuck with it.
Originally Posted by pewntang
herps.... the gift that keeps on giving ....
hmmm so did every one fall asleep...
The wife called..
told you i would wake her up/.///
She said some dude attacked her with a pin...I told her it was a dick but she didnt believe me.
Originally Posted by pewntang
got in and got out thats all im worried about ..... how much does she weigh....
bout 125 right now
nvm to skinny.......
ahhh, you like em chunky hey...nice...![]()
Originally Posted by pewntang
i thought you knew that about me ... always chasing fattys...
Thats cool, they're easier to catch..they dont run as fast
Originally Posted by pewntang
how tall is she?Originally Posted by roidattack
lol.... and they get tired quick.... jack pot...
5' 6"
Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
ah....skinnnnnnyOriginally Posted by roidattack
What the matter with you guys, your not into skinny girls or wha?
Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
Im out bishes, later...
off to the gymmmmm
what up whores
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