she looks like she's enjoying that monster
she looks like she's enjoying that monster
ha... more.
lol..... thats great ...
Why dont blind men skydive?
Because it scares the shit out of the dog
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed ***** with a yeast infection.
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
you you hoped up on pain meds today ?
sup boys
not much i better start post whoring extreme again ... so i can win lions contest...
lol i like how he switched it.
i should get some freebs for convincing him
sorry to tell you it wasnt you man that changed it ... what he was doing would have been illegal ... lol....
behind the scenes of this place is crazy..
but thanks for the effort .... heps to you ...
lol. i see. ahh well.
freeebies![]()
yep... well get to post whoring ... if you want the freebies....
all i have to do is start the engine up .... and whore away ... well atleast after 30sec in between...
i started whoring pretty good lately, got up to 3k pretty fast
yea .... its intresting how that works ... gets boring quick though...
oh well .... im sure once i hit 10,000 i will prob not post much ... lol...
yeah, still waiting on my custom title though
that will prob take 2 more months ...
im just tired of answering the same horrible questions in the q&a, some of them have been terrrrrible lately
who did you pm to have it changed ... mine was done the same day
#Admin#
they are always terrible you get use to it ... you need to have a word file with answers ... then copy and paste the m...
ghost ride the whip
i'll fire off another request i suppose
lol... or ghost ride the post whoring ....
lol. i dont think i can whore all day, i need some food
you have to eat ,,,, sleep .... and inject while whoring to be the best ...
im ordering my gear soon, next month
Sup whores?
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