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    she looks like she's enjoying that monster

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    ha... more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
    He smashed his his nose.
    I texted this joke to a friend of mine last night who happens to be black. He texted me back.


    What did the black kid get on his SAT's.

    Barbecue Sauce

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    lol..... thats great ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I texted this joke to a friend of mine last night who happens to be black. He texted me back.


    What did the black kid get on his SAT's.

    Barbecue Sauce
    nice..lol.

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    Why dont blind men skydive?

    Because it scares the shit out of the dog

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    Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
    A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
    blowjob.

    Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
    A.) So men can be open minded.

    Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
    A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

    Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
    A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

    Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
    A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

    Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
    A.) "Is it in?"

    Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
    A.) A red headed ***** with a yeast infection.

    Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
    A.) One of his fingers is clean.

    Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
    A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
    A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

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    If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
    2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

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    you you hoped up on pain meds today ?

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    sup boys

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    not much i better start post whoring extreme again ... so i can win lions contest...

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    lol i like how he switched it.

    i should get some freebs for convincing him

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    sorry to tell you it wasnt you man that changed it ... what he was doing would have been illegal ... lol....

    behind the scenes of this place is crazy..

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    but thanks for the effort .... heps to you ...

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    lol. i see. ahh well.

    freeebies

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    yep... well get to post whoring ... if you want the freebies....

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    all i have to do is start the engine up .... and whore away ... well atleast after 30sec in between...

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    i started whoring pretty good lately, got up to 3k pretty fast

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    yea .... its intresting how that works ... gets boring quick though...

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    oh well .... im sure once i hit 10,000 i will prob not post much ... lol...

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    yeah, still waiting on my custom title though

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    that will prob take 2 more months ...

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    im just tired of answering the same horrible questions in the q&a, some of them have been terrrrrible lately

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    who did you pm to have it changed ... mine was done the same day

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    #Admin#

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    they are always terrible you get use to it ... you need to have a word file with answers ... then copy and paste the m...

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    ghost ride the whip

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    i'll fire off another request i suppose

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    lol... or ghost ride the post whoring ....

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    lol. i dont think i can whore all day, i need some food

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    you have to eat ,,,, sleep .... and inject while whoring to be the best ...

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    im ordering my gear soon, next month

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    Sup whores?

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