'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Lexed]

im not worried about that im single

[Lexed]

[Amorphic]

no lex sex?

[Lexed]

the only person who is getting some is my left hand stacey.... she never lets me down

[FlaNj]

[FREAK]

hey i remember that guy from someones old avatar

[FREAK]

hey i remember that guy from someones old avatar

his name is i think Peters he's a child molester

[FlaNj]

is he real?

[FREAK]

yup i cant remember his name

[FREAK]

yup i cant remember his name

im sure someone else probally remembers it

[Kratos]

the only person who is getting some is my left hand stacey.... she never lets me down

Left hand eh, are you left handed or do you just like the foreigner? I dislocated my shoulder a few times and had to learn to go left.

[Amorphic]

im a lefty

[PEWN]

i like both hands ... and the stranger....

[Lexed]

Left hand eh, are you left handed or do you just like the foreigner? I dislocated my shoulder a few times and had to learn to go left.

na im not im right handed. but sometimes I sit on my hand till it gets numb and then do it

[Amorphic]

a quick edit

[Lexed]

dam it didnt have time to edit it thought it sounded gay lol

[PEWN]

lol....

[Lexed]

it was supposed to be a joke like my hand has its own mind and it instead of beatting me off it beated somone else off JESUS CHRIST MORPH

[Kratos]

I recently banged one of my little brother's ex gf. I must admidt it didn't feel right, I can't imagine how you feel about your right hand.

[Amorphic]

lol, know how I know Lexed is gay?

he jacks off his brother

[PEWN]

and listens to cold play...

[Amorphic]

while listening to coldplay

[Kratos]

jacking off your brother + listening to coldplay?
Don't the two cancel each other out
-1x-1=1

[qualityclrk1]

jacking off your brother + listening to coldplay?
Don't the two cancel each other out
-1x-1=1

lol nope, it makes u just twice as gay

[PEWN]

naw... i dont think so...

[Amorphic]

Kratos is a sexual mathmetician

[Kratos]

Guess I'll go buy a weight belt so I can do squats tonight. My weight belt got stolen awhile back, I made a thread to cry about it, it was new. I can't count on some old dude loaning me his again.

[Amorphic]

i havent been to the gym in about 4 days, damn flu. hopefully up for leg day by sunday though

[Lexed]

I like coldplay

[Amorphic]

I like roast beef and havarti, infact, im gonna make a sandwich

[PEWN]

I like coldplay

point proven then...

[Lexed]

poon coldplay is the shit

[Lexed]

helps me relax on tough days

[FlaNj]

2 Girls 1 Finger

[FlaNj]

lex i think the first one is worse

[Lexed]

na the first one is way worse cause how she puts the whole shit in ur mouth lol and wtf is up with that asian chick shit it looks so weird

[3bd]

i'm going to have to try to get back in here during the day. just reading these posts cracked my ass up. Kratos' dry humor grenades are priceless.

[Lexed]

3b sup man you deff got hit the board more often what you been up to thats SOOOOO importnat that you cant whore with us

[3bd]

3b sup man you deff got hit the board more often what you been up to thats SOOOOO importnat that you cant whore with us

my fvcking day job... can't seem to quit it yet!

this is my busy time of the year, all the way through May. the good news however is that I get the summers pretty much off.

[Lexed]

I whore at work