lolOriginally Posted by Kratos
Junior Member
lol
Grade A Beef
Ok, time for Roids tip of the day:
The first time you do it have her put it in. She knows how fast or slow to push according to what feels good. The whole experience will be much better and she will let you do it again and again
I almost got butt sex last night!!!
My g.f was bent over..wiggling her ass around on me...but she had her period, and a tampon so i knew it was out of order... but then I think her drunken fog wore off...cause i got none
Did get a meannn Blowjob tho!
I guess better luck next time =/
Anabolic Member
Screw it I am working out legs today.
Veritas, Aequitas ~
i cant get into the whole anal thing, not a fan
Grade A Beef
Dont skip back day bro. Get excited about it.
BLACK MARKET BUILT
i love it
Last edited by FREAK; 01-14-2008 at 02:09 PM.
Grade A Beef
Your right. Its like a pus*y only 10x tighter...nothing good there.
Anabolic Member
I won't skip it I am just switching days. Usually I do back Monday legs thursday. This time I will just do back thursday.
Grade A Beef
aaahhh, good man.
Junior Member
can someone help me out. check my thread in AS Q&A thread
AR Addict
not much man how you been.....
u bitches better not be workin my side of the street
Banned
you hijacked my butt sex convo!!
AR Addict
Your right. Its like a pus*y only 10x tighter...nothing good there.
yeah first time i slipped it in the butt i blew right away..... ****ing whore liked it ....
BLACK MARKET BUILT
i kinda feel bad when i do it
I feel accomplished
I'm a butthole virgin, including my own butthole.
I dated a girl once who said I could put it in there if she could stick a carrot up my ass. I declined.
Senior Member
never done it, my friend told me one time he stuck it in his gf butt and he pulled out and there was a peice of toilet paper on his tip hahaha
Veritas, Aequitas ~
fvck, that is disgusting
AR Addict
oh shit that ****ing gross.....
kratos your a funny bitch.... you liked the carrot...
BLACK MARKET BUILT
i dont really care for the smell it gives off tho
Veritas, Aequitas ~
Kratos probably uses an aneros:
AR Addict
surreee.....
Banned
I came in this chicks ass once, and she made me eggs and toast after... f***ing heaven!
BLACK MARKET BUILT
id take that over this any day
Veritas, Aequitas ~
lemmywinks haha
I feel accomplished
I have a good friend who is a surgeon. He told me a funny story. You know those bottles of White Rain Shampoo. Not the little one, I'm talking like a 2 liter bottle of shampoo. Well, he removed one from a dude's ass.
He called in another doctor for an opinion on how to remove it. I guess all the other doctor saw was the little triangle with the arrow going around. He said "I don't know what it is but it's recycleable." LOL
They used a little hand drill to drill a hole in the bottle, and the guy had a liter or so of shampoo run out of his ass. They used the hole to grip the bottle with some kind of toggle mechanisim and pull but no luck it wouldn't move.
He had to go into surgery, they cut into his colon through his belly and took it out through his stomach.
Grade A Beef
Your with the wrong one...thats the problem.
Veritas, Aequitas ~
holy shit haha
BLACK MARKET BUILT
god damm
I feel accomplished
He has more than one story about people sticking things up their ass, but that's the only one I remember right now.
Banned
yeah, I agree... there is a smell.. its not poop...or anything...just like this sweaty ASS smell... even when nice and clean.. i think its intenstinal juice or something *BLEH*
I feel accomplished
according to wikapedia there is no medical evidence anyone has ever put a gerble in their rectum. Honestly, it might bite.
BLACK MARKET BUILT
its sucks when your dick feels gritty
Banned
what the?? Do you get on all fours and jam a piece of cheese up there to lure the little guy in??
BLACK MARKET BUILT
from what i hear ya jammin in with a broomstick and ya tie a piece of string to his tail lol
I feel accomplished
It involves sticking like a paper tower roll up your ass first and then holding him in with a boom stick or something, while you pull the roll away, then as you remove your ram rod the sphinter slams shut on the little fella and he panics. I read an elaborate description on gerbling while drinking with some friends. I wouldn't try it though, no telling what might really happen, it's more of an urban legand not something people really do.
BLACK MARKET BUILT
i guess i will never no
Veritas, Aequitas ~
well, on that note, i'd better head back to class.
later fellas
BLACK MARKET BUILT
see ya morph
Grade A Beef
Later bro
BLACK MARKET BUILT
im out to peace brothers
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