'Official Postwhore Thread'

**tankboy112** · 02-13-2008, 04:19 AM

ok im done

**Kratos** · 02-13-2008, 07:16 AM

just had my grill cleaned at the dentist office, my teeth look so awesome he wanted to rub one out.

**novastepp** · 02-13-2008, 07:24 AM

you're too old fat man.

and your tits are too big.

**Renesis** · 02-13-2008, 07:30 AM

who the hell goes to the dentist -.-

**Kratos** · 02-13-2008, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by Renesis

who the hell goes to the dentist -.-

People with teeth

**Renesis** · 02-13-2008, 07:54 AM

dont fix it if it aint broken

**Kratos** · 02-13-2008, 07:59 AM

Open up ya mouth, ya grill gleamin' (say what)
eyes stay low from da cheifin'

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2008, 08:01 AM

And I make - rainbows from the sun reflect on my tooth
"this is the way we ball"

**Renesis** · 02-13-2008, 08:05 AM

u guys lost me

***El Diablo*** · 02-13-2008, 08:09 AM

Steroids made me lose all my teef!

**PEWN** · 02-13-2008, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Open up ya mouth, ya grill gleamin' (say what)
eyes stay low from da cheifin'

wow kratos i didnt know you were gangsta...

**Renesis** · 02-13-2008, 08:15 AM

and we like to floss

**Kratos** · 02-13-2008, 08:28 AM

I left my cell phone in the car, and my car is parked in a puddle, so my shoes are about to get wet again.

***El Diablo*** · 02-13-2008, 08:31 AM

... Im going home you guys make me sick, i need to have dinner watch porn and sleep. In that order....

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2008, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by *El Diablo*

... Im going home you guys make me sick, i need to have dinner watch porn and sleep. In that order....

sounds like a plan for me too. to bad im at work till 430.

**Kratos** · 02-13-2008, 08:59 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBSkLfVp2fQ

**PEWN** · 02-13-2008, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBSkLfVp2fQ

uh.... wtf..

***El Diablo*** · 02-13-2008, 09:02 AM

Its already 18:00 over here, but the traffic sux balls, so im stuck here with you punx! And i need to take a dump and i dont do it at work so im pretty much stuffed! haha

**Kratos** · 02-13-2008, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by PEWN

uh.... wtf..

awe c'mon pewn, if you have speakers or headphones you can't be in a bad mood and watch that video.

**Renesis** · 02-13-2008, 09:05 AM

ugh I hate driving and having to crap -.-

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2008, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by *El Diablo*

Its already 18:00 over here, but the traffic sux balls, so im stuck here with you punx! And i need to take a dump and i dont do it at work so im pretty much stuffed! haha

see me, i can take a dump anywhere.. ive done it in parks. bars. trees. alley ways with cars and ppl going by. if i have to go. im going to let it go.

***El Diablo*** · 02-13-2008, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBSkLfVp2fQ

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

see me, i can take a dump anywhere.. ive done it in parks. bars. trees. alley ways with cars and ppl going by. if i have to go. im going to let it go.

Hahah, with what do you wipe your ass then if you do it in alley ways?

**Kratos** · 02-13-2008, 09:10 AM

I did a static wall sit on the side of a truck when I was 17. The funny thing is me and a friend were out drinkin, and we both realized at the same time we needed to dump a load immedately. We took a dump on each side of the truck. Must have been something in that booz. Haven't taken a dump outside the comfort of a toilet since. I like to get to home base if possible.

**PEWN** · 02-13-2008, 09:13 AM

damnit kratos you know i dont speak spanish..

***El Diablo*** · 02-13-2008, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I did a static wall sit on the side of a truck when I was 17. The funny thing is me and a friend were out drinkin, and we both realized at the same time we needed to dump a load immedately. We took a dump on each side of the truck. Must have been something in that booz. Haven't taken a dump outside the comfort of a toilet since. I like to get to home base if possible.

hahaha, that is the funniest shit i have ever heard, but all this talking of poop makes me wanna poop and i HAVE to be at home , or sometimes when times are tough i go to the Gym here at work coz i know they clean the bog every hour, Its about a 300m walk though!... Sometimes i run !

**Kratos** · 02-13-2008, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by *El Diablo*

Hahah, with what do you wipe your ass then if you do it in alley ways?

I'll bet you don't get an answer to this question, chances are as a public dumper he isn't wiping his ass. When you squat your colon str8tens out and you can cut it off a little cleaner.

**PEWN** · 02-13-2008, 09:23 AM

you would know ...

***El Diablo*** · 02-13-2008, 09:26 AM

.. Fck that is some funny ass sh*t Kratos. I will not even do a number 2 if there aint no toilet paper, Have u ever had that burning sensation from not wiping your ass properly?... Well me neither but im just saying.. Dukkitdalaw please tell me how you go about doing this?

**Hollywood080** · 02-13-2008, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I'll bet you don't get an answer to this question, chances are as a public dumper he isn't wiping his ass. When you squat your colon str8tens out and you can cut it off a little cleaner.

where would u ever learn something like this?

**Lexed** · 02-13-2008, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I'll bet you don't get an answer to this question, chances are as a public dumper he isn't wiping his ass. When you squat your colon str8tens out and you can cut it off a little cleaner.

***El Diablo*** · 02-13-2008, 09:33 AM

He had Poop has a subject in University

**Lexed** · 02-13-2008, 09:35 AM

its funny when I was in college with all my roomates I had 4... it was this stupid thing we did if we had a reall huge shit we would call everyone in and be like DAM SON THATs A HUGE SHIT

***El Diablo*** · 02-13-2008, 09:38 AM

Go Figure, i can just expect it from someone like YOU Lexed. BTW i really hafta go home now coz i HAVE to take a crap in my own toilet. Cant wait

**Lexed** · 02-13-2008, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by *El Diablo*

Go Figure, i can just expect it from someone like YOU Lexed. BTW i really hafta go home now coz i HAVE to take a crap in my own toilet. Cant wait

I dont like where this poop thing is going.... I want to be remembered for my penis enlargement not poop

**Hollywood080** · 02-13-2008, 09:57 AM

I did arms yesterday and today I I can't straighten them out!!!!

**Kratos** · 02-13-2008, 09:59 AM

here is a sit vs squat diagram
solid flows better through a hose without a kink
I'll stick to my sit down toilet though

**PEWN** · 02-13-2008, 10:02 AM

how in the world..... why did you have that on your cpu ... >

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2008, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by *El Diablo*

.. Fck that is some funny ass sh*t Kratos. I will not even do a number 2 if there aint no toilet paper, Have u ever had that burning sensation from not wiping your ass properly?... Well me neither but im just saying.. Dukkitdalaw please tell me how you go about doing this?

man i keep the preparation H ass wipes in my pocket at all times. its like wiping your ass with gold. keeps it clean and smelly good for when the girl wants to toss some salad. but seriously. i have boxes of them, roomate works for a warehouse that ships them. and i have them in my coats and car and so on. i use them at home instead of toilet paper. try it.

**Lexed** · 02-13-2008, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by PEWN

how in the world..... why did you have that on your cpu ... >

**Dukkit** · 02-13-2008, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

here is a sit vs squat diagram
solid flows better through a hose without a kink
I'll stick to my sit down toilet though

much respect to you Kratos... for being an ass professor.

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