Crazy

[Chitown Raider]

That's funny man. I came close a couple of times to getting caught.

[AaronJM1984]

I was at this graduation party back when I was 18, this hot girl I knew and her boyfriend were there, anyways, their was this shed looking thing, but it was like redone, had a tv carpet and a sofa etc...So this girls boyfriend leaves to go buy beer, this hot girl has had a crush on me for awhile but I never try to move in on another mans chcik, but...I had a few beers and said "F it"

So I'm getting this girl from behind in the shed, without knowing the whole party was crowded around watching through the windows. Suddenly her boyfriend gets back to the party and starts trying to kick the door in. The chick told me to keep going, but my conscious started to kick in, especially cuz he could see me gettin his girl doggystyle. I got dressed and came out, he's a little dude so he didn't try to fight me or anything. The girl comes out and is all like "what the hell is your problem, we were just talking" LOL what a hoe!

[Chitown Raider]

I was at this graduation party back when I was 18, this hot girl I knew and her boyfriend were there, anyways, their was this shed looking thing, but it was like redone, had a tv carpet and a sofa etc...So this girls boyfriend leaves to go buy beer, this hot girl has had a crush on me for awhile but I never try to move in on another mans chcik, but...I had a few beers and said "F it"

So I'm getting this girl from behind in the shed, without knowing the whole party was crowded around watching through the windows. Suddenly her boyfriend gets back to the party and starts trying to kick the door in. The chick told me to keep going, but my conscious started to kick in, especially cuz he could see me gettin his girl doggystyle. I got dressed and came out, he's a little dude so he didn't try to fight me or anything. The girl comes out and is all like "what the hell is your problem, we were just talking" LOL what a hoe!

Just talking.....

[Schmidty]

I was at this graduation party back when I was 18, this hot girl I knew and her boyfriend were there, anyways, their was this shed looking thing, but it was like redone, had a tv carpet and a sofa etc...So this girls boyfriend leaves to go buy beer, this hot girl has had a crush on me for awhile but I never try to move in on another mans chcik, but...I had a few beers and said "F it"

So I'm getting this girl from behind in the shed, without knowing the whole party was crowded around watching through the windows. Suddenly her boyfriend gets back to the party and starts trying to kick the door in. The chick told me to keep going, but my conscious started to kick in, especially cuz he could see me gettin his girl doggystyle. I got dressed and came out, he's a little dude so he didn't try to fight me or anything. The girl comes out and is all like "what the hell is your problem, we were just talking" LOL what a hoe!

OMG! THats fvckn awsome. as long as it aint happening2me ya no

[AaronJM1984]

I've had some shit like that happen to me, kinda felt for the guy, not enough to not bang his girl I guess. She was one of those really hot girls that could never get enough attention, always gettin drunk and screwin someone, just glad I hit it before she got into the double digits.

[AaronJM1984]

I got another good one...I'm only 23 and my ex-girlfriend is 37, she loved to party, after a long night of drinking and Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts. we sneak off from the party (like 10 people at her condo)

Whenever we'd do Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts., she'd let me do her in the ass cuz I could never totally get it up due to the Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts., so it didn't hurt her. So I'm drunk as hell can't concentrate, finally finish after like 20 min, everyone starts knocking on the door and make obnoxious sounds and jokes. Finally we call it quits. She gets dressed and leaves the room, I try to do the same, jump off the bed and crash. I had been on my knees behind her for so long that my legs were asleep, but too messed up to realize it. All of my body weight came down on the side of my ankle, heard a loud pop, worse pain ever. Went to the hospital a day later, turns out it was only a sprain, got crutches 20 lortabs and 2 weeks off of work.

Glad I don't do Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts. or drink anymore, she was too much to keep up with, although I think she's clean now.

She was hot too, 3 kids, recently divorced, her oldest son was 4 years younger than me, LOL.

[Panzerfaust]

I got another good one...I'm only 23 and my ex-girlfriend is 37, she loved to party, after a long night of drinking and Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts. we sneak off from the party (like 10 people at her condo)

Whenever we'd do Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts., she'd let me do her in the ass cuz I could never totally get it up due to the Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts., so it didn't hurt her. So I'm drunk as hell can't concentrate, finally finish after like 20 min, everyone starts knocking on the door and make obnoxious sounds and jokes. Finally we call it quits. She gets dressed and leaves the room, I try to do the same, jump off the bed and crash. I had been on my knees behind her for so long that my legs were asleep, but too messed up to realize it. All of my body weight came down on the side of my ankle, heard a loud pop, worse pain ever. Went to the hospital a day later, turns out it was only a sprain, got crutches 20 lortabs and 2 weeks off of work.

Glad I don't do Edited. Read the board rules. No rec drug posts. or drink anymore, she was too much to keep up with, although I think she's clean now.

She was hot too, 3 kids, recently divorced, her oldest son was 4 years younger than me, LOL.

No recreational drug talk!

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