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    omg, you crack me up nark...no pun intended.

    For what its worth I found the easiest way is having her lay on her back and you are on your side so the two of you create an L shape and she puts it in slowly so she can get used to it inch by inch.

    Course if your penis is shaped like a coke can your probably going to have to hire a professional to take something like that.


    Quote Originally Posted by *Narkissos* View Post
    Yea...and tried it a couple times

    No matter how gentle.. and slow.. My penis just doesn't fit.

    We've been gently but consistently stretching her cornhole for months and months now.

    Yes we use lube.

    Got a gay buddy who talked me tru it.

    She's absolutely relaxed when we're at it.

    But...the penis just doesn't fit.

    -CNS

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    Red face

    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack View Post
    omg, you crack me up nark...no pun intended.
    How dare you laugh at my misfortune?





    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack View Post
    For what its worth I found the easiest way is having her lay on her back and you are on your side so the two of you create an L shape and she puts it in slowly so she can get used to it inch by inch.
    We tried something like that on Saturday night.

    I got like 1/2" of the head in before she started to bawl.

    Wasn't even applying pressure.

    Just pressed it against the hole and let her contractions and the KY do the work.

    I'll try your method exactly as worded on Saturday night.

    Won't have the time for anything other than a quicky til then.

    Can't rush my first time lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack View Post
    Course if your penis is shaped like a coke can your probably going to have to hire a professional to take something like that.


    I'm working up the nerve to hit the sex shop to buy some dildos in varying sizes this weekend.

    Think I'm gonna take a pro-active approach to anal annihilation.

    May hit you with a PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Narkissos* View Post
    How dare you laugh at my misfortune?



    We tried something like that on Saturday night.

    I got like 1/2" of the head in before she started to bawl.

    Wasn't even applying pressure.

    Just pressed it against the hole and let her contractions and the KY do the work.

    I'll try your method exactly as worded on Saturday night.

    Won't have the time for anything other than a quicky til then.

    Can't rush my first time lol.



    I'm working up the nerve to hit the sex shop to buy some dildos in varying sizes this weekend.

    Think I'm gonna take a pro-active approach to anal annihilation.

    May hit you with a PM
    Yeah, the first 2" seems to be the worst based on the design flaw of the penis to have anal in the first place. Once she gets past that it would be better...also if shes in charge of how fast/what direction..etc it seems to help.

    Good luck nark. Anything I can do to help. Its not good being an ass virgin.

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