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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckLee View Post
    Your test is FAKE, that's it!
    hell no.. im up 15 lbs in 8 weeks and lost 2% body fat. i dont think it is.

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    you not even thought once about sticking it in her pooper duk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydub View Post
    f*ck yeah dukkit!! good to hear bro.. me and my girl are breaking up. friggin HUGE mess.. congrats though dude!
    thanks bro. sorry to hear about you and your girl. but there are many girls out there. you know that!!! its all gravy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    you not even thought once about sticking it in her pooper duk?
    gasp!! no. like nothing sexual at all. but she is so hot!!! her body is perfect. shes like 5-9. long and lean. a beach volley ball player and her face is drop dead gorgeous. and big breasts for her slender frame!!! thats why i said i dont know if i like this "love" feeling. its wierd. im used to lust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    thanks bro. sorry to hear about you and your girl. but there are many girls out there. you know that!!! its all gravy!!!
    yeah.. but i'm 29.. been with her for 2 years.. we live together.. just sucks. I ain't no spring chicken no more ya know? but i have always been really good when it came to meeting girls and all that

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    gasp!! no. like nothing sexual at all. but she is so hot!!! her body is perfect. shes like 5-9. long and lean. a beach volley ball player and her face is drop dead gorgeous. and big breasts for her slender frame!!! thats why i said i dont know if i like this "love" feeling. its wierd. im used to lust.
    have aliens done some weird sh1t to you in the night or something duk?

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    Just remember duk nice guys finish last. Congrats and good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydub View Post
    yeah.. but i'm 29.. been with her for 2 years.. we live together.. just sucks. I ain't no spring chicken no more ya know? but i have always been really good when it came to meeting girls and all that
    hit dsm up with a PM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    gasp!! no. like nothing sexual at all. but she is so hot!!! her body is perfect. shes like 5-9. long and lean. a beach volley ball player and her face is drop dead gorgeous. and big breasts for her slender frame!!! thats why i said i dont know if i like this "love" feeling. its wierd. im used to lust.
    i duno man... usually love follows lust... not the other way around. but if you're happy, and she's happy then f*ck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    hit dsm up with a PM?
    ... hmmm

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    sorry to hear that though jay, u just arguing all the time n stuff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    sorry to hear that though jay, u just arguing all the time n stuff?
    yeah man.. it's gotten terrible. no common ground anymore ya know? don't know what the hell to do hahaha.. terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    have aliens done some weird sh1t to you in the night or something duk?
    they may have. i havent felt like this in a long long time

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydub View Post
    yeah man.. it's gotten terrible. no common ground anymore ya know? don't know what the hell to do hahaha.. terrible.
    ill do her. take her off your hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ill do her. take her off your hands
    don't go cheating on your new love that quick!!! already heading down the wrong path!! lol but.. i'll swap ya out real quick if ya want! i'll take yours, and you can deal with mine's sh!t..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaydub View Post
    don't go cheating on your new love that quick!!! already heading down the wrong path!! lol but.. i'll swap ya out real quick if ya want! i'll take yours, and you can deal with mine's sh!t..
    its not cheating yet. we are not officially exclusive. so i have to use this test as much as possible before that happens. hahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    its not cheating yet. we are not officially exclusive. so i have to use this test as much as possible before that happens. hahah
    hahaha

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    any metal heads here right now? i need some new songs for my mp3 player to take to the gym.

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    trying to kill some time waiting for the mall to ope so i can hit up GNC since "someone" dumped out all my weight gainer while in a psychotic rage last night..

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    F*ckin' girls man...

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    Hey jay I'm sorry for you man, chicks are complicated esp if you can't read their minds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hell no.. im up 15 lbs in 8 weeks and lost 2% body fat. i dont think it is.
    Not bad, then you're REALLY sadly fallen in love...

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    you see the chelsea v liverpool game the other nite chuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MATTMAN01 View Post
    Hey jay I'm sorry for you man, chicks are complicated esp if you can't read their minds.
    hell yeah! when they EXPECT you to read their minds..

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    Women at the table WITH men, shouldn't they have been in the kitchen? chains were obviously to long.

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    how come women's only clubs are fine, but male only clubs are sexist?

    can never figure that out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    you see the chelsea v liverpool game the other nite chuck?
    Just the second half. Definitely one of the greatest match this year. Fernando Torres is a great striker, no matter how many goals he does (just a few recently), he's amazing anyway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    how come women's only clubs are fine, but male only clubs are sexist?

    can never figure that out.
    right... those double standards are all across the board my friend

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    All-english final to come...
    Looking forward for the Milan derby in 2 days

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckLee View Post
    Just the second half. Definitely one of the greatest match this year. Fernando Torres is a great striker, no matter how many goals he does (just a few recently), he's amazing anyway...
    defiantly considering he's keeps getting played up there on his own -

    3 fecking weeks to wait to the final

    ganna be a feck of a final - lot of tension between man u and chelsea at the mo with chelsea winning the game last week n the fight thing after the game

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    how come women's only clubs are fine, but male only clubs are sexist?

    can never figure that out.
    You want to fvk em you give them what they want.

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    you going to the game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    you going to the game?
    I wish...too expensive and too late to buy tickets anyway...
    Are there still fights after the soccer matches there in UK?
    No precautional measures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckLee View Post
    I wish...too expensive and too late to buy tickets anyway...
    Are there still fights after the soccer matches there in UK?
    No precautional measures?
    Wasn't the fans, was Man U players and chelsea groundstaff after the game

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1104052.ece

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    Wasn't the fans, was Man U players and chelsea groundstaff after the game

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1104052.ece
    DUMBASSES, with all the fvking money they earn they shouldn't do these childish things...
    Any ban?

    It makes me remember that Inter-Valencia match last year...

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMrayfNEZhI

    so tension r high...

    either could win the premiership, either could win the champions league.

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    Not as yet -

    i know its crazy acting like that when theres such a big end to the season

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    off to get ma haircut - back later b!tchs

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    I can see Evra and Neville involved, anyone banned (or disqualified or how the fvk it's spoken)?

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