'Official Postwhore Thread'

[calgarian]

oh of course. im going on vacation with the pregnant chick that ive been banging. its going to be fun. then coming back sat

What the fvck you are doing with my ex? its my baby. or is it urs?

[shifty_git]

You have to define that I dont think trying into a women's pants will qualify for that or does it?

Only counts if you act as a 'friend' until there drunk....

If flirting b4 that point its totally acceptable!

[Dukkit]

Dont tell me u r going to Vegas? if not where the hell are you going?

haha, no vegas. going there in the fall. im going to some island off of North carolina. its really nice. there are wild horses that just run around the island and the ppl are cool. i plan on doin alot of ocean kayaking and some hiking. oh and of course sex. the pregnant chicks hormones are off the wall and she is practically raping me. going to have to bring the cialis. PCT starts in 4 days.

[shifty_git]

What the fvck you are doing with my ex? its my baby. or is it urs?

Its mine.

Its ganna be a mini-git

[shifty_git]

haha, no vegas. going there in the fall. im going to some island off of North carolina. its really nice. there are wild horses that just run around the island and the ppl are cool. i plan on doin alot of ocean kayaking and some hiking. oh and of course sex. the pregnant chicks hormones are off the wall and she is practically raping me. going to have to bring the cialis. PCT starts in 4 days.

I didnt have you down as that kinda guy duk!

I LOVE gettin out in ma canoe when i find the people to go with!

[Hollywood080]

I'm heading down to tube the guadalupe this weekend!!! Greatest party in Texas! It's like Mardi Gras but your on a river!!!!!!

[shifty_git]

I'm heading down to tube the guadalupe this weekend!!! Greatest party in Texas! It's like Mardi Gras but your on a river!!!!!!

you damn yanks yet the best parties!

I wish the girls here were as so relaxed as the girls there!

[Hollywood080]

We don't take too well to being called yanks in Texas! We leave that for them northern folks!!!! But I hear ya!!!! They've implemented a bunch of rules since I've been there last! I hope it's as good as it used to be!!!!

[shifty_git]

We don't take too well to being called yanks in Texas! We leave that for them northern folks!!!! But I hear ya!!!! They've implemented a bunch of rules since I've been there last! I hope it's as good as it used to be!!!!

What's the term used by us brits to refer to Texans then?? ha ha

My aunt lives there so i do have respect.. Also have respect for the american people in general, is just ya politicians the world despises. lol But thats all for another day.....

[Hollywood080]

What's the term used by us brits to refer to Texans then?? ha ha

My aunt lives there so i do have respect.. Also have respect for the american people in general, is just ya politicians the world despises. lol But thats all for another day.....

BADASSES!!!!

[Hollywood080]

I know you didn't mean any disrespect. I was just playin.

[shifty_git]

I know you didn't mean any disrespect. I was just playin.

Well i have to be careful.... you do have all the guns after all!!!

[Hollywood080]

in the glove box or hanging on our gunracks!!!!!!

[calgarian]

Its mine.

Its ganna be a mini-git

that reminds me i only had anal

[shifty_git]

in the glove box or hanging on our gunracks!!!!!!

What part of texas ya in?
How many guns you own then? ha ha

that reminds me i only had anal

Guess she's ganna have a right little sh!t then.....

[calgarian]

What part of texas ya in?
How many guns you own then? ha ha



Guess she's ganna have a right little sh!t then.....

[Hollywood080]

Dallas, just a shotgun now. I had to give up the handguns for legal reasons.

[shifty_git]

Dallas, just a shotgun now. I had to give up the handguns for legal reasons.

You go all grand theft auto on the local 'red light community' ?

[Hollywood080]

You go all grand theft auto on the local 'red light community' ?

just like 2 or 3 times.

[shifty_git]

just like 2 or 3 times.

Our local guy managed 5 a couple of years ago! (a joke, but true story!)

[Dukkit]

I didnt have you down as that kinda guy duk!

I LOVE gettin out in ma canoe when i find the people to go with!

hell yea. i love the outdoors. why do you think i dont get on here during the weekends. im to busy out side. or in my bed!!!

[Dukkit]

Its mine.

Its ganna be a mini-git

well mini-git is getting his head bashed in, on a regular basis by my wood pecker. sorry dude

[shifty_git]

hell yea. i love the outdoors. why do you think i dont get on here during the weekends. im to busy out side. or in my bed!!!

You prefer sea kayaking or rivers?

[shifty_git]

well mini-git is getting his head bashed in, on a regular basis by my wood pecker. sorry dude

Guess that child is literally ganna be 'fuked in the head'!

[Dukkit]

You prefer sea kayaking or rivers?

uh, probably rivers or lakes. i like to just relax. check out the scenery. oceans can get a bit rough and if you catch a current you gotta work your ass off

[Dukkit]

Guess that child is literally ganna be 'fuked in the head'!

thats what dukk does... he fukks shit up

[shifty_git]

uh, probably rivers or lakes. i like to just relax. check out the scenery. oceans can get a bit rough and if you catch a current you gotta work your ass off

o yes! i try n take on the currents of the north sea occasionally! damn its tiering!

Also the harbour i launch out of has the 2nd worst undercurrents of any harbour in the uk!!!

At least it makes me feel badass!!!!!!

[shifty_git]

thats what dukk does... he fukks shit up

respect to the duk.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Sup whores

[shifty_git]

yo silvia!

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

sup brotha!

[shifty_git]

whats going on with u silvia?

[WEBB]

What up me whores....

[sassbs11]

this is the post whoring thread? shit does that make me a whore?

[sassbs11]

What up me whores....

cool, hows u you whore?

[WEBB]

not bad....just eating and getting ready for shoulder day....

[sassbs11]

one more whore for the road

[sassbs11]

not bad....just eating and getting ready for shoulder day....

ohhhhhh shoulder day? feelin for you bro, what you eating? im currently scoffing a dry dry dry banana

[WEBB]

just had chicken and broccoli...the usual...

[sassbs11]

no way i dreamt about that wonderful feast last nite.lol