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  1. 06-02-2008, 07:02 PM #36521
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    A guy arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find his lover in bed with a young, handsome boy.
    Just as he was about to storm out of the house, his lover stopped him with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about:"
    "Driving home, I saw this young guy, looking poor and tired, I offered him a ride. He was hungry, so I brought him home and fed him some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.
    His shoes were worn out so I gave him a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style.
    He was cold so I gave him that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you.
    His trousers were worn out so I gave him a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore.
    Then as he was about to leave the house, he paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your lover doesn't use anymore?'
    "And so, here we are!"


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    Ah well, might as well whore my last 6 posts to get my "member" status....
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  27. 06-03-2008, 09:37 AM #36547
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    so i got back in the gym yesterday after a few weeks off. It was great!!! chest and bi's. i didnt lose that much strength. i have lost mass. but ill get it back in the next few weeks. but today i just feel small and skinny. sometimes i feel big and pumped. others.. like today, i just feel like a weakling. it blows.
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    whats up?

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    My buddy just txted me lunch in his work cafe was being served by an asian lady with hairy arm pits today, mmmmmmmmm delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack View Post
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    everything is up. how bout you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    My buddy just txted me lunch in his work cafe was being served by an asian lady with hairy arm pits today, mmmmmmmmm delicious.
    im going to go eat my 2 cans of tuna now with that picture in my head.
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    Its kind of a pain in the ass being single. Jugling females all the time. Did have a nice 3some the other day though..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack View Post
    Its kind of a pain in the ass being single. Jugling females all the time. Did have a nice 3some the other day though..lol
    im going through the same "problem" right now. im talking to a ton of girls. about 5 of them im seeing on a regular and sexual basis. its hard to decide who i want to see after i get out of work

    whoop whoop on your threesome!!!
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    Thanks bro But now I want to do it that way all the time!! lol

    Yeah, so you see what I mean. Dont you worry about them talking to each other?


    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    im going through the same "problem" right now. im talking to a ton of girls. about 5 of them im seeing on a regular and sexual basis. its hard to decide who i want to see after i get out of work

    whoop whoop on your threesome!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack View Post
    Thanks bro But now I want to do it that way all the time!! lol

    Yeah, so you see what I mean. Dont you worry about them talking to each other?
    ohh hell no!!! haha i keep all my girls seperate. they dont know im seeing other ppl. well my ex does. but her and i are best friends/f#ck buddies. so i tell her all.
    pretty much all of the girls im seeing live in completely different towns. except these 2 girls. who i saw last night. lol. i had plans to go see the one chick (shes pregnant, not mine) and i told her i would be a little late. so i called up the other chick who lives in the same town and said hey im in the area. lets chill. so we did. hahaha. then i went and stayed the night at the pregnant chicks house.
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    ohh hell no!!! haha i keep all my girls seperate. they dont know im seeing other ppl. well my ex does. but her and i are best friends/f#ck buddies. so i tell her all.
    pretty much all of the girls im seeing live in completely different towns. except these 2 girls. who i saw last night. lol. i had plans to go see the one chick (shes pregnant, not mine) and i told her i would be a little late. so i called up the other chick who lives in the same town and said hey im in the area. lets chill. so we did. hahaha. then i went and stayed the night at the pregnant chicks house.
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