ROFLMAO

Last night my girl randomly came over...and see I just leave my shit laying out most of the time..

she was like "You look like a fucking junkie!"

I said...um, well I could always stop, she was like.."whatever"

10 mins later we were having sex....then i was like...oh...you want me to stop now?" she just looked at me and said "SHUT UP"

I got outta the shower this morning and she had cleaned up everything...

NOW you CANT beat that!

K