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  1. 07-22-2008, 07:47 AM #43041
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    Quote Originally Posted by sam_sneed View Post
    A terrible thing has just happened to me

    Was making my salad as i usually do and no problems until i goes to the toilet about 15minutes later and..............................

    AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH my c*ck is burning like mad

    F*ckin Chili's Hahaha be careful they will burn your 4skin off

    oh man!! that bites!! i did that once with icy hot!! i used it on my back. then washed my hands. but there must of still be residue. so i went to pee a few min later and holy shit. my cocknballs burned like the devil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh man!! that bites!! i did that once with icy hot!! i used it on my back. then washed my hands. but there must of still be residue. so i went to pee a few min later and holy shit. my cocknballs burned like the devil.
    They should come with a warning.

    'Do not touch private area for at least an hour post-chilli consumption.'

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    holy **** it's rainin here
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    holy **** it's rainin here
    wish it would rain here. i love the rain. i dance naked in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    wish it would rain here. i love the rain. i dance naked in it.
    *looks out the windows* well i see no one dancing naked.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    *looks out the windows* well i see no one dancing naked.....
    lol, your not in my area. too bad. oh shit. wait, DSM lives in the same town as me. i may no want to dance naked anywhere near here. ill come to you.
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    omg apple is down 10% in before hours trading here
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    why do you get goose bumps sometimes when taking a nice dump? they kinda feel good.
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    oh man. i woke up in the middle of the night with a freaking headache.

    and i couldnt get to the gym last night cuz i got stuck at work late.

    so now i have to go on wed which is usually my day off.

    im fcking tense and want to break someones face.

    i cant wait to get on cycle.

    fcking guys
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    hey mr kratos... happy b-day bro. mine is in 6 days. difference between me and you is... your old.
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    must be patient, my whoring victory shall come!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Its bullshit... Claims to be cool and a friend and always running his mouth and NEVER knows when to shut the F**K up. I talk to you and Emilio EVERYDAY on the phone and consider you good friends so I don't mind taking a little bit of shit because i give it right back. C is just a freakin Lounge Lizard and I'm tired of his shit
    hey i am here.....this time it was joke and I said it this way I dont know what pisses u off?If u r hurt I can give u some tissues. I was just screwing with u man.
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    I dont know why u think I am jealous...cause I am not I come here to read ur blog every day and yeah we will give u hard time I dont know whats the issue is?
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    alright. so ive been having some anger problems lately. mostly at retards who are driving and like to cut me off or turn with no turn signal or braking, and i almost rear end them.

    like yesterday morning leaving this chicks house to go home and get showered before work... i pulled up to a 4 way stop sign, one other car was pulling up from the right stop sign also. i was clearly there and stopped a good 30 sec before he was. so i start to drive. as im right in front of his car... he blares his horn. now its 630 in the morning, im tired. and i didnt sleep well the night before cuz my back hurt. so the horn made me jump. that made me mad on top of the fact that he was in the wrong. so i slammed on the brakes. put it in reverse. pulled back in front of him. parked it and jumped out. walked over to his window and right as i got to it... he floored it in reverse and drove like 2 blocks down the street backwards. he was like 25, fat and greasy. fcking punk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    why do you get goose bumps sometimes when taking a nice dump? they kinda feel good.
    nerve endings being stimulated.......try to get one or ur girlies to play with ur butt lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    nerve endings being stimulated.......try to get one or ur girlies to play with ur butt lol
    oh they do. but i dont get goosebumps from it. i get a boner. big difference. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    'm not mad at you guy, settle down... I have some tissues I can give you. i'm mad at a certain chump who says he;s a friend and then takes shit to far. i promise you he wouldn't do it to my face
    i can do it to ur face too...how abt this next time i give u shit to ur face. U think I will b afraid of u. I am not a scroney kid nor i am in marines that I will be afraid of u. and as i said before I am not jealous I am happy for u bro I am just having fun thats all If yo ucant take a joke u should go and hide.
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    hey man sorry if i offended you tj. i guess i kinda fed fuel to the fire.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    alright. so ive been having some anger problems lately. mostly at retards who are driving and like to cut me off or turn with no turn signal or braking, and i almost rear end them.

    like yesterday morning leaving this chicks house to go home and get showered before work... i pulled up to a 4 way stop sign, one other car was pulling up from the right stop sign also. i was clearly there and stopped a good 30 sec before he was. so i start to drive. as im right in front of his car... he blares his horn. now its 630 in the morning, im tired. and i didnt sleep well the night before cuz my back hurt. so the horn made me jump. that made me mad on top of the fact that he was in the wrong. so i slammed on the brakes. put it in reverse. pulled back in front of him. parked it and jumped out. walked over to his window and right as i got to it... he floored it in reverse and drove like 2 blocks down the street backwards. he was like 25, fat and greasy. fcking punk.
    solution......get a big f-350 and put a lift and road armor on the front and then just rear end them.....you wouldn't even have any damage

    or you could throw things....my dad does that out of the semi truck quite often
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    solution......get a big f-350 and put a lift and road armor on the front and then just rear end them.....you wouldn't even have any damage

    or you could throw things....my dad does that out of the semi truck quite often
    i may have to keep a box of baseballs in my car. and just chuck em at the retards. sweet
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    Quote Originally Posted by lex57 View Post
    hey man sorry if i offended you tj. i guess i kinda fed fuel to the fire.............
    oh hush, hes not mad at you. hes mad at C.
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    tell me what shit I am taking so far????? Except tifinny? I give u hard time on her.....anything else? IF u would said she is chubby I would be fine. but no u have to tell us she is slim....thats all
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh hush, hes not mad at you. hes mad at C.
    I dont get it what he is mad at? gave him hard time on this chick cause he said she is slim....she isnt...thats all I dont know what he is mad about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lex57 View Post
    didnt that chick have her own t.v. show?
    He is kinda cute.
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    You would be afraid......
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    LOL, I can't do it anymore... C your so easy to F**k with bro...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    LOL, I can't do it anymore... C your so easy to F**k with bro...
    Mother ****er son of a bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh hush, hes not mad at you. hes mad at C.
    i know i just know i was being a prick as usual, but in a fun loving prickish way ya know..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Man that guy MBUFFGUY is full of shit bro.... Now he's dragging Dereks name down in the mud.. I hate 18 year old wanna be poser bodybuilders
    I read the whole thing, e-mailing the trainer was awesome.
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    Hahahahahahahahahj eat a dick c>>>>>> sucker!!!!!!!!! Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i may have to keep a box of baseballs in my car. and just chuck em at the retards. sweet
    we've resorted to full soda cans before
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    LOL, I can't do it anymore... C your so easy to F**k with bro...
    son of bitch i fell for that shit too..................... you my friend win an e-oscar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Hahahahahahahahahj eat a dick c>>>>>> sucker!!!!!!!!! Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh they do. but i dont get goosebumps from it. i get a boner. big difference. lol.
    nu uh.....kinda similar "action" in my mind anyway i dunno.
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    Drinking coffee getting ready for cardio on empty stomach, i am not looking forward to this at all !
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJM7275 View Post
    Hahahahahahahahahj eat a dick c>>>>>> sucker!!!!!!!!! Lol
    YOu know that I will be a bigger dick soon .....u realize that..right
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    What you want a bigger dick in your mouth...What What???
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    Lex my friend I love the Zingers... Love them. I never even come back ... I look forward to them
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