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  1. 07-24-2008, 03:28 PM #44841
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    i want calgarians boobies to jingle in my face
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    crime is gooooooooooooood!
    Let me guess 17-22 is ur age?
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    i want calgarians boobies to jingle in my face
    I can jingle my boobies at ur face but before that hit you something else will poke u really hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    oh rite, when your not on the computer, out and about commiting gang-star crimes! haha
    Nah, those days are loong gone! I'm a respected member of my community today.
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    im nearly 16
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    I'm feelin a little crazy, I think its the weather, IDK, kinda negative today.
    Just today u were born negative......
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    I can jingle my boobies at ur face but before that hit you something else will poke u really hard.
    im not into the whole 'gay' scene lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    im nearly 16
    Thats why crime looks good to u...
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Just today u were born negative......
    Yeah, maybe I was....wheres my 1 iron?
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Nah, those days are loong gone! I'm a respected member of my community today.I just have sex with chicken

    WHat the hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Yeah, maybe I was....wheres my 1 iron?
    I needed it for the game tomorrow
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    i better take that comment back before i get banned! im 25 not 16
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    im not into the whole 'gay' scene lol
    U asked for it? oh did u mean to say my avatar????? u UK guys are weired
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    WHat the hell
    I fukks them before I eats them! with women its the other way around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    i better take that comment back before i get banned! im 25 not 16
    Sure u are
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    i better take that comment back before i get banned! im 25 not 16
    Too late, wheres Big?
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    I fukks them before I eats them! with women its the other way around.
    I can only agree for women.
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    Nah, those days are loong gone! I'm a respected member of my community today.I just have sex with chicken


    hahaha funny as ****!

    yes us uk geezers have ****ed up humour anyway, wait till you guys get little britain on tv!
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Too late, wheres Big?
    Its hard to type with only one hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    Nah, those days are loong gone! I'm a respected member of my community today.I just have sex with chicken


    hahaha funny as ****!

    yes us uk geezers have ****ed up humour anyway, wait till you guys get little britain on tv!
    I use to watch faulty towers and mr. Bean and loved them both dont know whats going on these days
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Too late, wheres Big?

    bigs already threatened to ground me! please dont lol
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    I'm gonna cook chicken for you Cal, when you are in Miami, gonna give it that special flavoring you like so much. hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    bigs already threatened to ground me! please dont lol
    This is where we blackmail you.
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    special saltwater sauce?
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    I'm gonna cook chicken for you Cal, when you are in Miami, gonna give it that special flavoring you like so much. hahaha
    I just turn vegetarian
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    This is where we blackmail you.
    we should get him to send us some british chicks and a duct tape rest we can manage here
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    Calgarian asks "whats this white gooey stuff on my chicken?" Inky replies shut the fukk up and eat it!
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    ill send you some wenches i know, they will have bad teeth though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Calgarian asks "whats this white gooey stuff on my chicken?" Inky replies shut the fukk up and eat it!
    as I said I just turn vagetarian
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    calgarian says 'this shit tastes goooooooooooood!'
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    Then asks for seconds. Extra sauce please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    ill send you some wenches i know, they will have bad teeth though!
    huh?

    Bad teeth are ok we know how to turn them into white teeth
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    dont all uk people have bad teeth? hahahaha jk
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    calgarian says 'this shit tastes goooooooooooood!'
    Speaking from experience?
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    well fck me. i got stuck at work for another 20 mins. i dont know why. i dont do shit anyways. now im not going to get to the gym when i like to. fck fck fck!
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    wenches = old bitches
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    dont all uk people have bad teeth? hahahaha jk
    and bad english freaking hard to understand
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Speaking from experience?
    yer man ill eat anything when im hungry apart from dog shit or dog piss yum yum
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    Quote Originally Posted by uk lad View Post
    wenches = old bitches
    as long as they are not older then 45 I am ok and Not fat please
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    well fck me. i got stuck at work for another 20 mins. i dont know why. i dont do shit anyways. now im not going to get to the gym when i like to. fck fck fck!
    DOnt let DSM see this
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