I dont have a record.
Cops are assholes throughout the entire courthouse when I go to Jury duty.
Cops are assholes every time I go to a football game (sober or not). Either in the stadium or from my parking spot to the front gates.
Cops are assholes when your mom has a seizure and breaks her nose falling on the back porch. They search under your bed for your father who is out of town, who may have beat her ass.
Cops are assholes when I am downtown or at the beach, minding my own business, telling me to "get the **** out of here" because its 2:00 am, and I am standing there waiting for my girlfriend to come out of the building.
Cops were assholes when my house caught on fire.
Cops are assholes just when I have to be within 2 ft of them at the gym.
Cops are definitely assholes when they pull you over, but the Razorback, Cubby, Five-O, nut hugger will tell you thats my fault because I was in the wrong for speeding on the interstate (cops speed through my neighborhood).
Cops are assholes
Is it there jobs to be assholes? Or is it just a coincidence? Should I trust an asshole? Nah.
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