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  1. 02-14-2003, 11:35 AM #1
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    Talking I need to tap some a$$ soon!

    Man I've been single for two months now and it f*ing sucks. I never thought i'd say this but internet porn is starting to suck. hehe. I need to find a woman soon bros! hahahah. its starting to hurt to type, damn wrists!
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    Re: I need to tap some a$$ soon!

    Originally posted by FireFighter
    I never thought i'd say this but internet porn is starting to suck. hehe.
    Bite your tongue young man!!! I have half a mind to slap you silly. DO NOT demean that which gets me through the day and allows me to continue with this folly we call life.
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    No i know you have the right BigGreen .. but man im saying I need a real woman now...

    INTERNET PORN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.. I HATE .... aww i can i stay mad at you.. come here.
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    at least when all else fails in our lives we know that we can find hope in AR and internet spanktravision.
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    I've been single for my WHOLE life (20 years), so don't tell me porn is getting boring or can't help! It's been helping me since I was 13

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    All I have to say is thank God for Cable modems, my girlfriend was pissed when I first got it, you can figure out why.

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    Re: I need to tap some a$$ soon!

    Originally posted by FireFighter
    Man I've been single for two months now and it f*ing sucks. I never thought i'd say this but internet porn is starting to suck. hehe. I need to find a woman soon bros! hahahah. its starting to hurt to type, damn wrists!
    You probably just feeling like this because it's Valentine's Day and you know everyone will be getting ass. Just give it time to find the right girl, in the mean time looks like your stuck with porn and Palmela Handerson. Have a good one
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    Firefighter I feel your pain bro... last year I ran a ten month dry streak. I have a feeling that a few generations from now people will be experiecing a virtual internet indistinguishable from our everyday surroundings... (think 'the matrix'). Imagine the possibilities..
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    Originally posted by tolinka


    man, this shit dont work!
    Try the webcams, they work when you look around
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    All the porn link posts have been deleted. Please keep porn and links to porn sites off the board. If you all care so much about FireFighter, lets chip in and get him a hooker.
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    Hey bro! If your tierd of doing the deed yourself try "the stranger".
    Sit on your hand for 15 minutes then go to work, aaahhh it will feel like shredz is pulling it for yah
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    Originally posted by palme
    Hey bro! If your tierd of doing the deed yourself try "the stranger".
    Sit on your hand for 15 minutes then go to work, aaahhh it will feel like shredz is pulling it for yah
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    Originally posted by palme
    Hey bro! If your tierd of doing the deed yourself try "the stranger".
    Sit on your hand for 15 minutes then go to work, aaahhh it will feel like shredz is pulling it for yah
    I don't know what you boys have going on over there is Sweden but we do things a little differently over here. Yes we are all here for each other but I think that is going a little to far. But hell if you find me that sexy.....then have a ball!!
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    Originally posted by palme
    Hey bro! If your tierd of doing the deed yourself try "the stranger".
    Sit on your hand for 15 minutes then go to work, aaahhh it will feel like shredz is pulling it for yah
    I must be missing something about all this comments about shredz lately..
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    This is gonna sound lame ... LMAO ... but those guys who posted those porn sites, if any of them were free, and really good, could you PM them to me???

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    I feel your pain bro, Toronto is just one big cock tease.
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    Originally posted by Terinox
    This is gonna sound lame ... LMAO ... but those guys who posted those porn sites, if any of them were free, and really good, could you PM them to me???
    Aye, capin'.
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    Haha you bastards are great.. damn you palme, thats the best line outta gone in 60 seconds... i laughed my ass off when i read that. haha no worries shredz, i will never find you that hot(well maybe just alittle) hehe.

    Excess nothing but good stuff is coming from you how much have you collected???? hehe
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    Man this is nuts, but i actually met this girl lastnight.... It was awesome. She was super cool and easy to talk to, and not too mention that she was pretty f*in hot!

    Ya me!
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    yay you! ;-) good luck
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    should have railed her up, layed te ole water pipe!! Tell her your a Firefighter/Plumber and you unclog all holes
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    railed her.... so romantic!
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    Haha Im just wondering if i should put the three date rule in effect. no action in 3 dates.. bye bye! hahah.
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    Originally posted by FireFighter
    Haha Im just wondering if i should put the three date rule in effect. no action in 3 dates.. bye bye! hahah.
    You gotta be patient dude, you never know, this one just might be "the one"
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    Originally posted by Terinox


    You gotta be patient dude, you never know, this one just might be "the one"
    but then again she might just be another bitch.... sorry but I couldn't help myself
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    Poor Firefighter. I feel your pain.

    Good luck with the NEW girl. Have some damn patience.

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    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
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    Originally posted by peam
    railed her.... so romantic!
    Bwahaha

    Right along the lines of: "Gidday mate, wanna fuck?!"

    You know you got a picky one when they answer: "Well, I wasn't going to, but you've talked me into it... you smooth bastard"



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    Hey... "you talked me into it" that sounds like me..... damn you baby... damn you and your 5 times a day :-) but you know I love you ::muah::

    yeah... "railed" ... I can only dream that my guy will say I just wanna "rail" you to me one day... it's right up there with "I love you" and "you're the only one for me"
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    Oh! Ketchup! I like your signature ;-)
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    just another bitch..... lmfao....just use. nice shoes wanna fuck it works for me
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    but... remember! ... don't say that if she's barefoot ;-)
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    bro, the only difference b/w sex and jerking off is that depending on the girl jerking off lasts longer lol!
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    "Masturbation's lost it's fun." ~Green day! :-) Sorry but.. full intensity just reminded me of that song
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    Originally posted by Full Intensity
    bro, the only difference b/w sex and jerking off is that depending on the girl jerking off lasts longer lol!
    That is a very good point. Masterbation is G-RRRRR-EAT!!!

    I mean...why go through all that hassle of trying to make them understand why you do steroids, just dump them, and grab that weener with your hand and make the best of your time!!! It's FAAAAAANTASTIC.
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    All this talking about getting off makes me hungry....
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    Originally posted by peam
    Oh! Ketchup! I like your signature ;-)
    Thanks

    I seem to have that song permanently stuck in my head... not ideal when you are trying to get the aggression up to lift heavy

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    haha Masterbation is just having sex with someone you love man! haha. I don't think im gonna use the 3 date rule, but i don't think i wanna start another relationship right off the bat... I think im just gonna take my time with things.... shes super cool and awesome to talk to. I can tell shes got a wild side too... Ya Babyyyyyyy!!!! ahaha

    Is Bath time fun Red? do you soak in Mr bubbles?
    hehe just teasin bro.
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    He does soak in Mr. Bubbles.... with the girl you just went out with! j/k
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    Well at least shes all clean then! make sure you scrub her back Red! haha. i hate you peam!
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    Hee hee you folks crack me up now my coworkers are wondering why I am laughing at my computer...

    Ah the life of a cubicle dweller!

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