'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

so get this. that chick i talk to from New York wanted to pay for me to move over there LOL.

do it!!

[KatsMeow]

i hate school

I didn't recognize you because of the new Avy

[warchild]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYJpJ...eature=related

[Dukkit]

geez.

i gotta make plans for tonight. i dont feel like being alone.

*sniff sniff*

[KatsMeow]

geez.

i gotta make plans for tonight. i dont feel like being alone.

*sniff sniff*

i'm sure you won't have a problem arranging something

[Skully44420]

do it!!

haha i had to tell her no. actually she was gonna give me like 4 grand which would have been plenty LOL. but my pride says no. i have never had anything just given to me like that. always worked for it myself. i will be out there within a year though. i also have an opportunity to be a prison guard but the only problem is my suspended license

[calgarian]

geez.

i gotta make plans for tonight. i dont feel like being alone.

*sniff sniff*

did ur prego chick popped???

[Dukkit]

did ur prego chick popped???

she did she did! she gave birth on fri! the same day as my moms b-day

but she was 2 months premature so we are just waiting to see how the baby makes it.

[Dukkit]

i'm sure you won't have a problem arranging something

yea, just gotta think about who i can put up with for the night.

[calgarian]

she did she did! she gave birth on fri! the same day as my moms b-day

but she was 2 months premature so we are just waiting to see how the baby makes it.

ouch...that sucks.

[Dukkit]

oh dude!! i taught this girl how to deep throat this weekend. god damn it was hot!! shes a natural! no gag reflex

[calgarian]

yea, just gotta think about who i can put up with for the night.

school teacher?

or the chick with the fat face and nice body?

[Dukkit]

school teacher?
or the chick with the fat face and nice body?

yea, i miss her. but not sure if im in the mood for her asking me to be her b/f


and she doesnt have a fat face. its just ugly. lol.

i was supposed to see this hot 28 y/o milf but she cant find a baby sitter

[KatsMeow]

la de da de da

[calgarian]

yea, i miss her. but not sure if im in the mood for her asking me to be her b/f


and she doesnt have a fat face. its just ugly. lol.

i was supposed to see this hot 28 y/o milf but she cant find a baby sitter

ship the kid here......then when u r done ship the mother here too and take care of the kid.

[calgarian]

la de da de da

dum dum dee da

[Dukkit]

la de da de da

why do you always say that when im talking.

very rude.

[KatsMeow]

she did she did! she gave birth on fri! the same day as my moms b-day

but she was 2 months premature so we are just waiting to see how the baby makes it.

I hope the baby is ok

[Dukkit]

sucka mutha fukka!!!!!!

[Dukkit]

I hope the baby is ok

it came out cryin which is a good sign and its tests so far have come back good. just gotta keep it in the ICU for 10 weeks till it gets strong enough to survive on its own.

[scibble]

i was supposed to see this hot 28 y/o milf but she cant find a baby sitter

yeah, that's what they all (MILFs) say....

[Dukkit]

kat... im texting you a pic of the baby

[calgarian]

sucka mutha fukka!!!!!!

[KatsMeow]

it came out cryin which is a good sign and its tests so far have come back good. just gotta keep it in the ICU for 10 weeks till it gets strong enough to survive on its own.

Wow, thats a long time to be in the NICU

[scibble]

so come on
lazy dukk,

how did i screw it up?

[calgarian]

so come on
lazy dukk,

how did i screw it up?

what the hell u r talking aboout????

[Dukkit]

so come on
lazy dukk,

how did i screw it up?

1 - you dont let em know your married!! mistake number one!!

2 - you sound totally desperate in it. thats a turn off. you gotta sound down to earth and fun to be around. not super horny and just wanna get off (which you will be doin. just cant be like that to get it)

[scibble]

i've only explained it like ten times....

i had a meeting which fell through...GEEEZ! lol

[scibble]

good, good feedback....

[calgarian]

i've only explained it like ten times....

i had a meeting which fell through...GEEEZ! lol

cause u screwed up like he said in his above post......chutto

[Dukkit]

even when your talking to ppl who want 3 somes or just want to fukk. you cant seem like your dyin for sex. you gotta relax. put on a nice facade. one that makes THEM relax. and thats how you get their pants off.

so rewrite your thing. do it with the intention of just meeting a nice girl to chill with.
sex will occur

[KatsMeow]

i got that pic dukkit

[calgarian]

even when your talking to ppl who want 3 somes or just want to fukk. you cant seem like your dyin for sex. you gotta relax. put on a nice facade. one that makes THEM relax. and thats how you get their pants off.

so rewrite your thing. do it with the intention of just meeting a nice girl to chill with.
sex will occur

help me right one dukki...I have to post it some place too...come on.

[scibble]

well, i was fairly laid back actually; she said she would contact me in the morning. i didn't reply the next day until afternoon, and only after a couple more hours i told her to get with me because saturday night i'll have to make other plans...

doesn't sound too bad to me

[calgarian]

i got that pic dukkit

enough with secret talking :

[calgarian]

well, i was fairly laid back actually; she said she would contact me in the morning. i didn't reply the next day until afternoon, and only after a couple more hours i told her to get with me because saturday night i'll have to make other plans...

doesn't sound too bad to me

word "pushy" comes to mind.

[scibble]

well, when you can, please send me that ad you mentioned....
i will LEARN dammit !

[Dukkit]

haha. my ad is only for advanced classes.

you young grasshoppas must learn more first!!

[scibble]

o shiiiiii t

[Dukkit]

and your ad sounded desperate. thats why you only got a few replies

you may of talked to them all good and shit. but the ad is the most important part. thats your gateway