'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

thats right so tell us your story dukki haha.

oh nothing special. old roomates used to whip their penis out and chase the other roomates around the house with them. some tea baggin, some hot water poured down their pants as they slept.

the usual

[Voland]

Its easy to blow a teen bf out of her life. Just show how mature and confient and dominant and how badass a trip is to be with you compared with her teen bf and she'll stick too you.

[Dukkit]

she said, "well, I won't be happy for long, he's kinda leaving. He's going into the marines."

nice

she wants you as her back up cock

good shit

[Kratos]

I was like oh, "how long is he going for?"
she was like "4 years"
I was like "you must like pain more than me to start somthing with someone that you know is going to leave you."
Then I said "when does he leave, don't you think you should end it if it's a way's off?"

[mex83]

yep, you hitted on me via PM, but mex i'm in a relationship (still figuring what kind but one LOL)...you gotta understand...

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh you promised that this would only be discussed through PM's not in the postwhore thread.... you trator ..... you can forget about that Visa I was going to get you.....

[Voland]

good morning mister spanish guy..... Did I tell you that I find spanish eyes extremly handsome and more once they start talking hhe...

but most spanish guys are NOT tall (including myself)
But we compensate LOL

[Kratos]

then she got kinda pissy and was like "well I'm not ending it, I'd rather experience life for myself." and something along the lines of it's better to have loved and lost (which I kinda disagree with.

[Chode Logan]

but most spanish guys are NOT tall (including myself)
But we compensate LOL

With bull-fighting capabilities?

[mex83]

oh nothing special. old roomates used to whip their penis out and chase the other roomates around the house with them. some tea baggin, some hot water poured down their pants as they slept.

the usual

oh wow..... and where was I while this was going on lol....

Tells us your jail stories im sure you got some lol... did you ever dropped the soap? lol

[Kratos]

I was like, "sry, don't listen to me, you know what you're doing, I just hate to see you get hurt."

I guess the guy is leaving in about a month though

[novastepp]

you're like a bitch wit no ass, you ain't got shit.

[Voland]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh you promised that this would only be discussed through PM's not in the postwhore thread.... you trator ..... you can forget about that Visa I was going to get you.....

why are you retaliating me so hard?
I'm human being i can make mistakes.
I'm not gonna be able to go to the promised land and see barack obama LOL.

[Chode Logan]

You're like school in the summertime, no class.

[mex83]

but most spanish guys are NOT tall (including myself)
But we compensate LOL

Oh I know that lol... trust me lol.. im aware lol.

[Kratos]

nice

she wants you as her back up cock

good shit

nah honestly I don't think so

toward the end of the conversation she told me
I'm the nicest sweetest guy she's ever met and she loves spending time together and talking to me. But, she just couldn't see herself with me.

[Voland]

With bull-fighting capabilities?

No. With big packages on steroids LOL

[Chode Logan]

nah honestly I don't think so

toward the end of the conversation she told me
I'm the nicest sweetest guy she's ever met and she loves spending time together and talking to me. But, she just couldn't see herself with me.

You're f*cked.

[Voland]

Oh I know that lol... trust me lol.. im aware lol.

what a perv...so you like petite boys so you can overwhelm them....LOL

[Chode Logan]

No. With big packages on steroids LOL

Haha fair enough.

[Voland]

You're f*cked.

+1. Congrats. You're a Friend.

[Kratos]

she said she feels like she always sets herself up to get hurt, and that maybe I'm just too safe.

and I was left thinking, huh that's kinda strange.

I told her she could call me whenever though. So, I guess maybe well stay in touch, I don't expect any further romance to happen. I don't think I would even allow it to be an option, I need to find someone else in a diff stage of life then where she is.

[Chode Logan]

I've never had a girl call me sweet or the nicest guy she met then proceed to peel my carrot, it goes nowhere. . It's usually the ones who are constantly saying "you're such an asshole!" that I have to fight off.

[Kratos]

You're f*cked.

I'm totally fine with it, I don't want to date her anymore.

[mex83]

why are you retaliating me so hard?
I'm human being i can make mistakes.
I'm not gonna be able to go to the promised land and see barack obama LOL.

yeha yeah whatever

[Chode Logan]

she said she feels like she always sets herself up to get hurt, and that maybe I'm just too safe.

and I was left thinking, huh that's kinda strange.

I told her she could call me whenever though. So, I guess maybe well stay in touch, I don't expect any further romance to happen. I don't think I would even allow it to be an option, I need to find someone else in a diff stage of life then where she is.

Just like we were talking bout yesterday, she pretty much directly said I don't want to be with you cause you won't destroy my life. Chicks crave heart break and drama, how else are they supposed to relate to the songs on the radio?

[mex83]

what a perv...so you like petite boys so you can overwhelm them....LOL

Actually no I like taller guys than me for the most part lol... all of my ex's were at least 5'10 I really dont like the short ones...

[novastepp]

i've had plenty of girls tell me that... and the taste of their friendly vagina tells the rest of the story.

[Chode Logan]

I'm totally fine with it, I don't want to date her anymore.

That's cool. I bet if you truly feel that way and it shows in your actions and how you talk to her, her opinions might change.

[Chode Logan]

i've had plenty of girls tell me that... and the taste of their friendly vagina tells the rest of the story.

With or without Slipping roofies?

[novastepp]

i hate people who say that all girls are sour.
don't play in her garden, and don't smell her flower...

[novastepp]

With or without Slipping roofies?

haha you seem well versed in that approach.
however, i'm all humor and charm.
gold medalist in oral doesn't hurt.

[novastepp]

i hate people who say that all girls are sour.
don't play in her garden, and don't smell her flower...

anyway...

might as well call me "mister lawnmower".

[Chode Logan]

haha you seem well versed in that approach.
however, i'm all humor and charm.
gold medalist in oral doesn't hurt.

Yeah chicks dig the clam chow, it's definitely not my favourite past-time though.

[Kratos]

That's cool. I bet if you truly feel that way and it shows in your actions and how you talk to her, her opinions might change.

it won't show in my actions, I'm nice to everyone, not just girls I want to have sex with.

[Chode Logan]

it won't show in my actions, I'm nice to everyone, not just girls I want to have sex with.

I'm not saying that you'll be an ass to her, I'm just saying girls are usually pretty good at telling when a guy doesn't have interest in them, and usually they pursue that guy.

[novastepp]

they say, "He's a beast, he's a dog, he's the mutha****in problem".

Fine you're a goon... but what's a goon to a Goblin?
nothin.

[Kratos]

I thought it was a bad call on her part to start with a guy leaving for 4 years though. I can tell she's all into him too. He's probably just thinking he wants some poon up till he leaves. She has a history of dating d-bags. I feel kinda bad for her.

[Chode Logan]

they say, "He's a beast, he's a dog, he's the mutha****in problem".

Fine you're a goon... but what's a goon to a Goblin?
nothin.

Did you inhale opiates for breakfast?

[novastepp]

Yeah chicks dig the clam chow, it's definitely not my favourite past-time though.

definitely the greatest thing in the world for me.

[novastepp]

Did you inhale opiates for breakfast?

welcome to the 21st century., no one's inhaling.