'Official Postwhore Thread'

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it would be nice if the admin would post something like :

the site is experiencing technical difficulties...please stand by.

or

we didn't pay our bill this month...please stand by.

or

the server is not working due to the traumatic insertion of a monster butt plug...please stand by...


NMBP

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[hotpink]

heyooo

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site status:

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[KingTenderloin]

Lol yeah what is going on

[KingTenderloin]

[Skully44420]

hey whores...first time i've been able to get on today

[smokeyd]

sup whores

[Skully44420]

sup smokey

[KatsMeow]

hey hookers!

[peachfuzz]

whooo hoooo! im back online!

[Reed]

whooo hoooo! im back online!

Reported

[Reed]

I set up a bodyspace profile on bb.com and these kids are loving my profile. I'll shoot to the top here soon.

[Kratos]

I set up a bodyspace profile on bb.com and these kids are loving my profile. I'll shoot to the top here soon.

ruhl freak seems to enjoy having his ass kissed there too, and told he can go pro and such.

[Deltasaurus]

story for the whores hadnt been laid in like 2 months well this weekend i got some.
hadnt been laid in a while this girl was pretty cute and like gritten her teeth for some all night so i just say to her me and my friend are gunna F ur brains out and she was like your all talk. so we take her in this roo m and this dude is passed out,but we're like whatever so we start getting at her,im taking her pants off my friends kissing on her. and he turns the lights on and im like shut em of and he says"i dont wanna accidently cross swords with you over some vaganus" so he dims them LOL and i guess i was happy cuz i didnt wanna see him naked lol. but something went wrong it was still fairly dark and im pretty drunk havent drank in almost 5 weeks. and when i let loose, i took it out and then i hear my friend go "aaahhhhh WTF!" and im almost dying laughing i got it on his foot.hahaha omg i couldnt stop laughing.

[KingTenderloin]

story for the whores hadnt been laid in like 2 months well this weekend i got some.
hadnt been laid in a while this girl was pretty cute and like gritten her teeth for some all night so i just say to her me and my friend are gunna F ur brains out and she was like your all talk. so we take her in this roo m and this dude is passed out,but we're like whatever so we start getting at her,im taking her pants off my friends kissing on her. and he turns the lights on and im like shut em of and he says"i dont wanna accidently cross swords with you over some vaganus" so he dims them LOL and i guess i was happy cuz i didnt wanna see him naked lol. but something went wrong it was still fairly dark and im pretty drunk havent drank in almost 5 weeks. and when i let loose, i took it out and then i hear my friend go "aaahhhhh WTF!" and im almost dying laughing i got it on his foot.hahaha omg i couldnt stop laughing.

jizz on foot...... pretty sick

[oneshot]

ruuuun ruuun run

[oneshot]

story for the whores hadnt been laid in like 2 months well this weekend i got some.
hadnt been laid in a while this girl was pretty cute and like gritten her teeth for some all night so i just say to her me and my friend are gunna F ur brains out and she was like your all talk. so we take her in this roo m and this dude is passed out,but we're like whatever so we start getting at her,im taking her pants off my friends kissing on her. and he turns the lights on and im like shut em of and he says"i dont wanna accidently cross swords with you over some vaganus" so he dims them LOL and i guess i was happy cuz i didnt wanna see him naked lol. but something went wrong it was still fairly dark and im pretty drunk havent drank in almost 5 weeks. and when i let loose, i took it out and then i hear my friend go "aaahhhhh WTF!" and im almost dying laughing i got it on his foot.hahaha omg i couldnt stop laughing.

AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA. that's fvckin hilarious. sucks to be him. i would be pissed

[Reed]

You kids running trains and shit. hahaah

[oneshot]

You kids running trains and shit. hahaah

Heeeeyyyyyyyy esssaaayyyyyy!!!

[KingTenderloin]

yeah only way im haven a threesome is with two girls

[WARMachine]

War is booooorrrrreeedddd!!!!

[WARMachine]

what up whores...

Anyone wanna see me go anabolic tonight?

[Skully44420]

hey whores

[Reed]

Sup oneshot. and the rest of you whores

[oneshot]

what up whores...

Anyone wanna see me go anabolic tonight?

would love to! (though i dont know what "anabolic" is referring to)

[Skully44420]

drive by whoring

[WARMachine]

Got me skully...


Dude, i think i know that chick in your avy!

Is she like 18 19?

[Reed]

War should teach me some MMA, I know how to fight but I wanna be even more dangerous. Like bone crushing dangerous

[oneshot]

War should teach me some MMA, I know how to fight but I wanna be even more dangerous. Like bone crushing dangerous

Some days i practice with a buddy who is training for mma. he has been teaching me more about the technical side which may come in handy. i got like 40 lbs on him though so it's not really much of a fight if we are really going at it.

[WARMachine]

War should teach me some MMA, I know how to fight but I wanna be even more dangerous. Like bone crushing dangerous

No way...

I can still kick your ass right now despite you being a total beast. If i teach you, ill be in SERIOUS trouble...

[WARMachine]

lol in all seriousness, if you make it out to Cali, feel free to hit me up. Come by and train for free.

[Reed]

I just like picking people up either by there neck or waist and slamming them down. Done it once or twice before but not to anyone that didn't deserve it. I wanna be able to slam someone so hard that I'll break their ribs or at least when I punch them in the rib cage I split a bone. Na mean. haha sorry my PCT depression creates the want to fight.

[oneshot]

well ladies, i'll be back in a little bit. gotta go with the new homosexual neighbor friends. then of course i am gonna eat a mass quantity of food, then come back to hang with my fellow meatheads

[Reed]

I think I'm more violent when I have less hormones in my buddy then when my hormones are flying. Thats weird.

[oneshot]

I just like picking people up either by there neck or waist and slamming them down. Done it once or twice before but not to anyone that didn't deserve it. I wanna be able to slam someone so hard that I'll break their ribs or at least when I punch them in the rib cage I split a bone. Na mean. haha sorry my PCT depression creates the want to fight.

the bearhug is my specialty. I can CRUSH ribs with it. tis my ultimate submission.

[Reed]

Man I wish I could join in there oneshot

[Reed]

the bearhug is my specialty. I can CRUSH ribs with it. tis my ultimate submission.

This is what I will do next time someone tries to get wild on me. Better than the neck, don't need a manslaughter charge.

[WARMachine]

LOL... Later Oneshot, way to be inconspicuous....

Reed, its probably because you dont hit enough things.

I find that if i dont spar at least 2 X's a week, i feel like killing someone...

Driving the 405 doesnt help either...