'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Chode Logan]

no they are actually not! they are all early 40s and in average shape. a little saggy but nothing much else

If you hang them upside down from your ceiling, they would appear rather perky.

[Dukkit]

If you hang them upside down from your ceiling, they would appear rather perky.

good point and i could suck on their nips as they hang in my face!

[Kratos]

If you hang them upside down from your ceiling, they would appear rather perky.

I've noticed if you lay a chubby girl down in bed she thins out a bit.

[Ernst]

If you hang them upside down from your ceiling, they would appear rather perky.

I can tell you are a "glass-is-half-full" kind of guy.

[Dukkit]

I've noticed if you lay a chubby girl down in bed she thins out a bit.

one thing i dont like about fake tits. when they lay down. they still stand straight up.
it bothers me

[Kratos]

I think I'd play with my boobs if I were a girl.

and I'd wear my vagina out from being a slut.

[Dukkit]

I think I'd play with my boobs if I were a girl.

and I'd wear my vagina out from being a slut.

ditto

[Chode Logan]

one thing i dont like about fake tits. when they lay down. they still stand straight up.
it bothers me

Yeah I don't really like fake tits either, just kinda weird. I like the natural softness, makes me erectified. Unless they have zero tits or just really ugly ones. Then please for the love of god, get fake tits.

[Chode Logan]

I can tell you are a "glass-is-half-full" kind of guy.

Life is what you make it, my friend.

[Ernst]

No preference. But having your dick in between a big pair of fake ones is where the saying "between a rock and a hard place" comes from.

[Dukkit]

so should i go to NY on sat and bang this chick i know? it would be worth it. plus im in the mood for a road trip

[Ernst]

[Chode Logan]

Yes! Will Harris!

[Ernst]

so should i go to NY on sat and bang this chick i know? it would be worth it. plus im in the mood for a road trip

I didn't see a reason not to in there.

[Dukkit]

what the hell am i watchin?

[Chode Logan]

what the hell am i watchin?

A 50 year old bodybuilder glide across the stage creepily rubbing himself a la Prince.

[Kratos]

I had to respond to blome and his gold loving ways.

[Dukkit]

A 50 year old bodybuilder glide across the stage creepily rubbing himself a la Prince.

wow. very nice

[Kratos]

so should i go to NY on sat and bang this chick i know? it would be worth it. plus im in the mood for a road trip

I thought your car was broke

[Ernst]

A 50 year old bodybuilder glide across the stage creepily rubbing himself a la Prince.

[Kratos]

I drank every night for the past 5, none for me tonight

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

[Kratos]

I met some hotties through a guy friend last night. They wanted to hang out at the bar after dinner, but the bar was dead so they left. They were eating fried ice cream when I met them.

[Dukkit]

I thought your car was broke

i can borrow my moms or take the train

[AnimalGear]

i hate having a gf, theres some guy in my class that i have with my girl, and shes got this crush on him, he's a hottie/prep type and i hate it. fvvvck this. This is why i didn't want a gf, all the stress...and its petty, too, just makes me look insecure

[Dukkit]

i hate having a gf, theres some guy in my class that i have with my girl, and shes got this crush on him, he's a hottie/prep type and i hate it. fvvvck this. This is why i didn't want a gf, all the stress...and its petty, too, just makes me look insecure

when i get my Masters Degree in Assassinations. Ill take care of him for ya

[Kratos]

one of the hotties fed me a spoon full of fried ice cream. I didn't want fried ice cream, but it was being fed to me by a hot chick so you know how that goes..

[Dukkit]

people are strange. when your a stranger. when your strange, faces come out of the rain! when your strange, no one remembers your name!

[KatsMeow]

I'm back, and I have 20/70 vision...whatever the hell that means

[Dukkit]

one of the hotties fed me a spoon full of fried ice cream. I didn't want fried ice cream, but it was being fed to me by a hot chick so you know how that goes..

sukker. just cant say no can ya!! man up!! grow some balls!!

lol buddy

[Kratos]

i hate having a gf, theres some guy in my class that i have with my girl, and shes got this crush on him, he's a hottie/prep type and i hate it. fvvvck this. This is why i didn't want a gf, all the stress...and its petty, too, just makes me look insecure

just forget it...let her do what she wants. the thing about having a crush on someone is usually they don't like you back, cause that's how the world works.

[Dukkit]

I'm back, and I have 20/70 vision...whatever the hell that means

means you closer to blind then not

[Ernst]

people are strange. when your a stranger. when your strange, faces come out of the rain! when your strange, no one remembers your name!

Stop it! You're giving me flashbacks!

[AnimalGear]

just forget it...let her do what she wants. the thing about having a crush on someone is usually they don't like you back, cause that's how the world works.

well i think they both are attracted to eachother and always flirt and stuff...but i think i just gotta remember that at the end of the day she's with me cuz she likes me..

[Chode Logan]

i hate having a gf, theres some guy in my class that i have with my girl, and shes got this crush on him, he's a hottie/prep type and i hate it. fvvvck this. This is why i didn't want a gf, all the stress...and its petty, too, just makes me look insecure

Your girlfriend has a crush on him?

[Dukkit]

Stop it! You're giving me flashbacks!

whoops. my bad

[Kratos]

I'm back, and I have 20/70 vision...whatever the hell that means

it means it's a little better than mine
you struggle with stuff far away but not close. something 20 feet away is as blurry to you as somthing 70 feet away to someone with 20/20. My vision is 20/15 with my contacts in. Driving is dangerous without them and I don't see peoples faces well when walking around, so I'm prone to walking right by someone I know. I'm like 20/100

[Chode Logan]

Penis.

[AnimalGear]

i think she does...i mean i see the way they interact....but then again she's flirty by nature. and i feel like i can't call her out on it cuz that'll make me look jealous and insecure, but yea it's definitely bogging me down now, cause he's bigger, hotter and all over seems cooler than me..

[Dukkit]

well i think they both are attracted to eachother and always flirt and stuff...but i think i just gotta remember that at the end of the day she's with me cuz she likes me..

ill cut his face up


that will take care of it.