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  1. 10-13-2008, 07:44 AM #94801
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    hey ruhl

    how many times bro?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hey ruhl

    how many times bro?
    good lord....just once thank you.....it was more than i've ever done, i maybe coulda done more but i just wanted to get one good one out of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    good lord....just once thank you.....it was more than i've ever done, i maybe coulda done more but i just wanted to get one good one out of it
    just curious. but thats awesome bro.
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    my brother tried 605.......i think he was a lil scared with our lil bro spottin him though and he stopped short on the depth
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    i know a girl that weights 180 that can squat more than that
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    correction 165lb weight class
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    haha

    there ya go smokey. gotta start shit again!!
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    what did you loose smokey?
    hehe.

    cuz i know i didnt lose shit
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    i'm not a powerlifter
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    sup whores?! hey duk where you been man havent seen you in a while
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freakish View Post
    sup whores?! hey duk where you been man havent seen you in a while
    what? im not on during weekends.

    im on, mon-fri from 730-4ish.
    thats when i whore.

    on night and weekends...i have a life.. it involves lots of women and sex

    keeps me away from the comp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm not a powerlifter

    lol i hear ya, thats also bs on the flip side, as big as you are you cant really say your not a powerlifter, you could go to a meet and place pretty high i would say...
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    lol i hear ya, thats also bs on the flip side, as big as you are you cant really say your not a powerlifter, you could go to a meet and place pretty high i would say...
    i'm still not a powerlifter though....i don't train exclusively to lift heavy weights...i train to be huge.
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    im a power fukker
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    i can only aspire to that
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    yea. but im beat. my penis aches. way to much overuse this past week and this weekend was full of it
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    so I get to have sex with my gf for the first time tonight...and I am gonna go balistic on that vag....i'm gonna eat another bowl or two of oats today
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    give me some word of encouragement...like 'go get'em tiger' hahahha
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    yea. but im beat. my penis aches. way to much overuse this past week and this weekend was full of it
    that's what happened when i went to canada.....by day like 3 we were both sore as hell but couldn't stop lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    give me some word of encouragement...like 'go get'em tiger' hahahha
    lucky duck
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    so I get to have sex with my gf for the first time tonight...and I am gonna go balistic on that vag....i'm gonna eat another bowl or two of oats today
    hahah!!

    dude... congrats!!

    which girl is this? a new one? have i missed something?

    get some carbs and BCAAs in before you do her. help you keep the energy up

    destroy that pvssy!! destruction!!
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    really? BCAAs? alright, i have a bunch of them sittin' around, actually, too!

    Yea its my new girl, we've been official for a couple weeks but haven't done shit yet, so last night i finally had to ask the awkward question of when she'd be ready and she was like whenever!

    I just haven't had sex in a loooong time, since my last gf, so i hope i can last a while. Well, i'll blow my first load in like 3minutes, but then i should be good to go atleast one more after that...how long do you do it, dukk? about an hr or so?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    really? BCAAs? alright, i have a bunch of them sittin' around, actually, too!

    Yea its my new girl, we've been official for a couple weeks but haven't done shit yet, so last night i finally had to ask the awkward question of when she'd be ready and she was like whenever!

    I just haven't had sex in a loooong time, since my last gf, so i hope i can last a while. Well, i'll blow my first load in like 3minutes, but then i should be good to go atleast one more after that...how long do you do it, dukk? about an hr or so?

    thats funny shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    really? BCAAs? alright, i have a bunch of them sittin' around, actually, too!

    Yea its my new girl, we've been official for a couple weeks but haven't done shit yet, so last night i finally had to ask the awkward question of when she'd be ready and she was like whenever!

    I just haven't had sex in a loooong time, since my last gf, so i hope i can last a while. Well, i'll blow my first load in like 3minutes, but then i should be good to go atleast one more after that...how long do you do it, dukk? about an hr or so?
    hahahah your so funny dude

    look... i think of sex as an exercise, cuz i know for me at least... i work my ass off. i sweat, i work my whole body. its a workout and cardio at the same time.
    so when i can, i plan it like i do a workout. some nice protien, carbs, and even BCAA's (i always have some in my pocket with my other vitamins i take throughout the day) before the workout. then a nice PWO meal. lol

    im serious. but if your only a 5 min man. then its pointless to do all that.

    i though.. can go for a very long time if i so choose. or if the girl can take it. the chick this morning made me stop after she had 2 orgasms cuz she thought she was going to black out. so she blew me till i finished.

    heres what you do... since you havent had sex in a bit... get her to blow you till you cum. then your young.. you should be able to eat her out/play with her for a 15 mins and by that time.. youll be able to get hard again.

    then your stamina will be a bit better and you can really give it to her
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    my 2cc's

    lol
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    HAHAHA alright, maybe i'll give that a try...judging by my jackoff's, tho, I should be able to just immediately go to town on her and if i blow it in 5, then i'll just change condoms and keep right on going!
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    i dont believe in the whole... jackin off before hand when you know your going to be having sex

    your dick is like your muscles... when you work your muscles with the same exercise and weights. they get used to it. so does your dick. if you jerk off 2 times a day and it only takes you 5 mins to jerk off. then your body will be used to cumming that fast. which you dont want

    thats why i havent jerked it in about a year. plus i dont need to. hahah
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    p.s. i've never ejeculated from getting head...weird, i know, but it just doesn't feel as good as sex and feels like a waste of time and i lose my train of horny thought a lot of the time
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    hmmm yeah, good point, i'll just have to bring many many condoms
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    p.s. i've never ejeculated from getting head...weird, i know, but it just doesn't feel as good as sex and feels like a waste of time and i lose my train of horny thought a lot of the time
    thats how i used to be!!! just didnt feel as good as pvss i thought.

    but then i found out the girls that had given it to me... just were horrible. once i started dating girls that knew what they were doing... it all changed bro.

    so hopefully you come across that soon
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    ahhh

    you young bucks. it feels good to teach you guys something useful!!

    hahahahaahah
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    yeah dude, i was like i gotta get some good advice from the sex god!

    thanks man, i needed it! I'll let ya know how it goes...should i take some malto/dextrose before too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    yeah dude, i was like i gotta get some good advice from the sex god!

    thanks man, i needed it! I'll let ya know how it goes...should i take some malto/dextrose before too?
    lol. no you dont need all that. just eat a regular meal like you do before the gym

    and your welcome bro
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    alright, off to the gym


    later bro
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    peace

    and i want pics!!!

    hahah
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    there goes ruhl....sobbing again

    lol

    just messin bro

    i know you do
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